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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by hedge » Thu Aug 01, 2013 11:34 am

"The older I get the less it becomes a "must do" for me anyways."

Pretty soon you're going to be in a nursing home fantasizing about fucking some lady in her colostomy hole. Side door man!
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Post by BigRedMan » Thu Aug 01, 2013 3:39 pm

You know why Ecat is telling us about this right???

HE IS FUCKING TELLING EVERYONE.

Acting like it ain't no goddamn big deal his wife is making out with another woman. FUCK YOU ECAT!!! TAKE A LAP YOU POT BELLY STALLION!!!
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Post by Bklyn » Fri Aug 02, 2013 8:05 am

Banging two chicks is not overrated. Keep it on your Fucket List.

Awesome story. Nick will be gone by Christmas.
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Post by sardis » Fri Aug 02, 2013 11:01 am

But not before he accidentally crosses swords with eCat during a swinger pile up.
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Post by AugustWest » Sun Aug 04, 2013 6:34 pm

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Post by Owlman » Thu Aug 08, 2013 12:08 pm

Send this one to your wives: from 1937 in Life magazine

'How a wife should undress'

http://www.cnn.com/2013/07/16/living/ga ... =obnetwork
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Post by eCat » Thu Aug 08, 2013 12:09 pm

Owlman wrote:Send this one to your wives: from 1937 in Life magazine

'How a wife should undress'

http://www.cnn.com/2013/07/16/living/ga ... =obnetwork

speaking of that, I watched Hysteria the other day. Now that was when it was fun to be a doctor.
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Post by Owlman » Thu Aug 08, 2013 1:52 pm

NSFW part doesn't start until 1:24

Lady Gaga video
http://vimeo.com/71919803#

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Ok, how do you post a non-youtube video?

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Post by Owlman » Thu Aug 08, 2013 9:13 pm

RIP Karen Black

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Post by Owlman » Thu Aug 08, 2013 9:14 pm

Trilogy of Terror: Chuckie before Chuckie
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Post by Bklyn » Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:07 am

It probably smells a bit stale, but otherwise...

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Post by eCat » Wed Aug 28, 2013 8:20 am

so I'm out on the deck this morning playing with the dogs waiting for my kids to go to school and I hear all kinds of crashing and shit coming from upstairs

I ask my wife what's up and she yells to me that she is freaking out and has lost her engagement ring I bought for her back when I gave a damn about such things many years ago. So its going to be misery in the house until she finds it. I've already got 4 text message from her asking me if I am looking for it. I'm at work, STFU. Unless the dog ate it, it will still be wherever it is when we get home.

On a different note, her bisexual friend texted her this morning and told her she had sex in front of 400 people on the internet last night.

You just know someone captured the stream (internet term, not sexual) and its going to be on a website soon. I WILL find it.
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Post by hedge » Wed Aug 28, 2013 9:16 am

And you know what to do with it as soon as you find it...
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Post by eCat » Wed Aug 28, 2013 9:46 am

if I do find I will post it.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Aug 28, 2013 10:07 am

When. Not if. Do or do not. There is no try.
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Post by eCat » Wed Aug 28, 2013 10:13 am

I have to be sly and figure out what her Skype name is.

Hell, she may not care and want us to watch them for all I know.
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Post by hedge » Wed Aug 28, 2013 10:28 am

Well hell, if she didn't mind the other 400 people watching, I can't imagine she'd mind a few more...
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Post by hedge » Wed Aug 28, 2013 10:30 am

From what you've said about her, you could tell her you already told some internet buddies about her exploits and she's a minor star amongst the group and we're dying to see the video. Probably would excite her...
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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Aug 28, 2013 10:32 am

If she proudly bumps uglies in front of 400 strangers, she's dying to send the link to you and your wife. Make her happy: come out and ask for it directly.
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Post by eCat » Wed Aug 28, 2013 10:42 am

its not a link, its just a spur of the moment kind of thing for them. "hey, lets go on Skype and have sex". I'm not certain she realizes that people can capture it and put it on a porn site like hamsterx
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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