The Goat Pen

I'm not certain but I"m pretty sure continually punching a bitch in the mouth is the appropriate method to get her to release your balls.

I assume he was jacking it to porn at the computer because no woman is going to dig her nails into my ball thru a pair of levis.

LMAO

lol @ Karen

During the McCarthy era, the CIA drugged American citizens with LSD without their knowledge. You know, just to see how the shit can fuck with people...

http://www.sfweekly.com/2012-03-14/news ... ultra/all/

in retrospect, possibly the best thing that's happened in the past century.

Uncle Bud ain't happy with the direction of this thread....

It's the "and such."

Uncle Bud loves this thread. Gator is a geezer

so we take the dogs on vacation, and I didn't know this was possible but one of the dogs at my MIL's house taught my dog to drink from the toilet.

That works great in shithole well water, Alabama but when we get back home, our toilets all have those cleansing tablets that put chlorine or whatever in the water, and my dog decides its cool to drink like a few gallons of it , it would seem.

I notice when I let him out yesterday morning to do his thing , he starts eating grass like its chocolate covered cat poop and he stays out in the yard a long damn time.

I let him back in and then when I get home last night my living room and den carpets are covered in what appears to be vomit covered bird nests.

I felt bad for my wife having to shampoo all that shit up while I watched PTI, especially when I yelled at her to keep quiet.

I hope that dog learned his lesson.

Fuck that. Make him take a lap also.

BigRedMan wrote:Fuck that. Make him take a lap also.

heh

BigRedMan wrote:Fuck that. Make him take a lap also.

since he has joined the track team, taking a lap doesn't mean much to the boy anymore.

However after getting a C in science on his last report car, painting the gazebo and back deck with Thompson's water seal does.

I'd be happy if my idiot teenager got a C in Science, Math, History or anything else the way she's going.

eCat wrote:

BigRedMan wrote:Fuck that. Make him take a lap also.

since he has joined the track team, taking a lap doesn't mean much to the boy anymore.

However after getting a C in science on his last report car, painting the gazebo and back deck with Thompson's water seal does.

Okay I am confused. Was it your son drinking out of the toilet or the dog?

My joke (swing and a miss apparently with you Mr. Ecat) was for the dog to take a lap.

I got it.

which actually doesnt mean much

I knew you meant for the dog to take a lap, I was just giving you an update that my tactics with the boy have evolved.

plus, I have a shitload of stuff that needs to be done around the house so I'm glad he screwed up

I can drop her off anytime.

Well, my son chose Howard 38,000+ award.

you OK with that?

AWESOME!!!!

Let me know if you need anything from my way.

What is he thinking of majoring in?