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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Nov 15, 2013 1:08 pm

Michael Jordan named his unbeatable pickup team and revealed one of his favorite dunks in a promotional video he did for a video game.

The former Chicago Bulls star chose teammate Scottie Pippen, Los Angeles Lakers James Worthy and Magic Johnson and Houston Rockets center Hakeem Olajuwon as his teammates in a pickup game.

"I got no chance of losing. None at all," he said in the video released by 2K Sports to promote "NBA 2K14."

Of the many poster-worthy dunks in his career, Jordan singled out his slam on Patrick Ewing in the 1991 playoffs as one of his favorites. Jordan did a quick spin away from Charles Oakley on the baseline, soared to the hoop and put down a one-hand slam in the face of Ewing's challenge.

Jordan said he thinks about that one "very, very often."

"I told him, Georgetown guys don't block shots, they take charges," Jordan said on the video. "I dunked it on him so hard it was unbelievable. Every time I see him, that's the first thing I remind him of."

Jordan also mentioned his 1997 dunk on Dikembe Mutombo that ended with MJ waving his finger just as the Atlanta Hawks center used to do after blocks.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Nov 15, 2013 2:23 pm

I'm sure that really happened...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri Nov 15, 2013 7:39 pm

UK took a hit today on recruiting - Duke lands two studs and UK sees their must get guy go to Arizona. No surprises, UK knew they weren't getting anyone today but it does tarnish Calipari a little bit on landing the kids he needs.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by T Dot O Dot » Fri Nov 15, 2013 8:07 pm

Are those the 2 kids that told recruiters they're a package deal?

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T Dot O Dot wrote:Are those the 2 kids that told recruiters they're a package deal?

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yea I think so - I know they were going to announce today
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by goldenbear » Fri Nov 15, 2013 9:52 pm

Roy if you are playing 11 pick up full court and press, change the pace of the game, he as to be the worse coach around, so frustrating.

Awful finish to the half, JMM is not even getting the ball in the post.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by goldenbear » Fri Nov 15, 2013 10:12 pm

Pick up full curt ROy so bad

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by goldenbear » Fri Nov 15, 2013 10:13 pm

James is useless get him out of the game

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by goldenbear » Fri Nov 15, 2013 10:15 pm

James is so bad gives up 3 then turn ball over have no clue why he plays

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by goldenbear » Fri Nov 15, 2013 10:23 pm

Brice needs more minutes as well

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sat Nov 16, 2013 9:57 am

Indeed!!
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by sardis » Sat Nov 16, 2013 11:08 am

Cliff Alexander fake-out of Illinois fans.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by goldenbear » Sun Nov 17, 2013 7:18 pm

WHy are UNC letting them shot wide open three oh yes ROy cant coach

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by goldenbear » Sun Nov 17, 2013 7:21 pm

Paige guy his hurt and Simmons comes out ans set a screen so they can switch ROy is so dumb

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by goldenbear » Sun Nov 17, 2013 7:24 pm

Roy needs to be fired he lost that game with terrible coaching take your vertigo and retire

awful job by him, call a time out set up a play both times,

anyone that thinks he can coach does not know the game

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sun Nov 17, 2013 7:28 pm

looks like UK and UNC need to spend time on free throws.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by goldenbear » Sun Nov 17, 2013 7:47 pm

I went over to IC where I lasted a under two minutes a few years ago and there are people there giving Belmont credit and thinking things are ok, I dont understand how someone can be a fan and think Roy did a good job tonight.

The Fact that James is on the floor at all, is silly

Johnson should start and Meeks should back him up.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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