The Goat Pen

Bama women's gymnastics has a heckuva RPI too.

Tennessee loses (at home) to Mercer. Looks like it's up to the Bammers to show that the SEC really deserved three NIT bids!!

What tourney is your school in?

Got bounced in the ECAC quarters by Quinnipiac. Not a good year.

Dr. Strangelove wrote:Got bounced in the ECAC quarters by Quinnipiac. Not a good year.

Yeah, the Frozen Bobcats beat that Cornell ass x 2!

Ha! Was looking at all those club teams and there in the middle I see Sparty and I do a double take. "wait, wha-?"

Yeah, we lost 3-4 to Sparty.

Well if you ever want to step up into the big leagues, son, you just call up the Cornell Club Hockey team. We'll play outdoors, on Beebe Lake once it's frozen over

Is that the lake that catches on fire every winter and casts a nice glow on the east German-style architecture at Faux Ivy Cornell?

And Bama hockey isn't really just club-status anymore. They aren't on scholarship, but they are 'sanctioned' by UA and play in the ACHA (D-III). I hope they make the jump.


I don't wear jerseys, but I may make an exception:

Ugly

I'm sure we can find you a pretty one.

Pass

Found something that the dorks in here would consider Hi-larious, if any of them were still posting in here...

Practical math for Chicago Schools:

Chicago Schools are finally starting to teach practical math that these kids can use in real-world situations !

NAME____________________

GANG/CREW NAME______________

CRIB_________________

1. Lajames has an AK-47 with a 200-round clip. He usually misses 9 of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive- by shooting. How many mofos can Lajames ice on a drive-by before he gotta reload ?

2. Willie has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street value of the rest of his shit ?

3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day Crack habit?

4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the 20% upside?

5. Ray-Ray gets $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing a Corvette, and $1000 for a 4 x 4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to make the 10k for his brother's bail?

6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?

7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with three 8 oz. Cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?

8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in his gang. What be the percentage of bitches Tyrone knocked up ?

9. Lafawnda is a lookout for the gang. Lafawnda also has a Boa Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week and a cost of $5 per rat. If Lafawnda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake with one week's income?

10. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15mph, Juan loads his 357 Magnum. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked ?

I was watching that TN game last night because my friend's son was playing for Mercer. By the looks of the empty seats in knoxville it looked like teh Vols wanted to end it.

Mercer is decent. I saw them beat Bama earlier in the year. They're not great, just a solid, average team.

Car and driver killed in Texas high-speed chase may be linked to the murder of Colorado's top prison official on tuesday

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162- ... fs-murder/

More information in this article.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/slain-colorado ... UulLzfosg8

Creepy stuff about this case. Sounds like it may have been an organized hit or a very ruthless psycho. They found a Domino's pizza box and delivery man's jacket in his car. I guess a pizza man was killed and robbed Sunday night, still unsolved. Maybe he used this as a disguise to approach Clements' house without arousing suspicion?

You're a fucking walking Jehro Gibbs.

Well, I googled that name because the reference escaped me. Understandably, because it's from NCIS, and I'm not yet over 50.