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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by Professor Tiger » Thu Feb 07, 2013 12:32 pm

What a great recruiting class for a coaching staff that did not even exist two months ago. I'm excited to think of what they'll be able to do with a year to work on the next class.

Now let's hope they can do what Chizik's staff utterly failed to do: take those great players they recruited and coach them into great college players that come together to form championship teams.
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by hedge » Thu Feb 07, 2013 1:23 pm

Like Obama has done!
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Post by Professor Tiger » Thu Feb 07, 2013 1:40 pm

Obama did put together an impressive class of 5 stars from Goldman Sachs. It was rated #1 in the country by Scout, Rivals and Forbes.
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by Professor Tiger » Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:57 pm

I heard an amazing stat today, and I think it is correct: Alabama's football team has won more games over the past three years than Auburn's basketball team.

Sad.
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Post by GBJs » Mon Mar 11, 2013 9:01 pm

Isn't spring practice starting soon??? What is this basketball you speak of?
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Mar 11, 2013 9:12 pm

James Brooks still can't read

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Post by Dr. Strangelove » Thu Apr 04, 2013 6:42 pm

Shocking news...Auburn remains the dirtiest, most corrupt program in CFB history

http://espn.go.com/college-football/sto ... ing-report

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Post by Dr. Strangelove » Thu Apr 04, 2013 6:51 pm

Chizik of course is denying everything in that last article. Let's see him deny this shit:

12 players on Auburn's national title teams tested positive for synthetic marijuana. Auburn kept the results secret, did not even tell any of their parents, and not one of the players was ever disciplined. One player, Dakota Mosley, failed seven consecutive drug tests. The day after he failed his 6th test he was scheduled to appear before the NCAA who were investigating possible sanctions; Coach Chizik had a friendly chat with him beforehand and assured him he was in no danger of losing his spot on the team. SMOKE UP, JOHNNY!

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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by AlabamAlum » Thu Apr 04, 2013 8:55 pm

I am loath to defend AU; however, (1) Selena Roberts was a major force behind the Duke lacrosse imbroglio. She never apologized, recanted, or retracted her statements (2) "Spice" -for lack of a better word- was legal in 2010. At the very least, it was a gray area.


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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:31 pm

Who is she and does she have big tits?

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Post by AlabamAlum » Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:36 pm

She's a sports scandal reporter. Think Charles Robinson without the cred.
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by Professor Tiger » Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:06 am

SSDD.

I think most of the story is BS like all the others.

However, I believe any allegation that Chizik's players were undisciplined, out of control, and riddled with spice. Anybody looking at his 2011 and 2012 teams could see that.
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by bluetick » Tue Apr 23, 2013 11:50 am

Congratulations Auburn. In a news release, Auburn has found Auburn to be innocent of all alleged wrongdoings
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Post by Dr. Strangelove » Tue Apr 23, 2013 9:11 pm

Auburn has also retroactively cleared itself on all past major violation accusations. Turns out, the media hyped that shit up.

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Post by AugustWest » Tue Apr 23, 2013 9:40 pm

The reality is that the NCAA has rendered itself irrelevant. They do not have the resources to to properly investigate all the schools under their jurisdiction so they rely on the schools to self-investigate under the premise that if you confess the NCAA will go easy on you but if your cover-up and lie the NCAA will hammer you. Well the last two years have proven the exact opposite. U*NC confessed to problems in football and got punished, but refuses to acknowledge any problems with a decade of systemic academic fraud and the NCAA has backed off. Miami has self-punished but will fight any additional penalties, and will win. Auburn is telling the NCAA to kiss it's ass and the NCAA will go quietly into that good night. The NCAA is toast Mark Emmert has fucked up a 100 year old institution in three years.
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by GBJs » Tue Apr 23, 2013 9:43 pm

It was fucked up before Emmert took the reins... just a little more now.
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Post by AugustWest » Tue Apr 23, 2013 10:19 pm

oh it was fucked up but still viable. They're fucked now because powerful schools are starting to fight back. The NCAA has always counted on schools self-reporting and then not fighting the punishment too much. The last couple of years have shown that there's no value to that. Schools are just going to deny, deny and deny.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Sun Apr 28, 2013 11:07 pm

Auburn is clean until proven otherwise. That hasn't happened in 20 years.
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by AugustWest » Wed May 08, 2013 10:53 pm

hole 2 at the new Tumble Tree DGC in Opelika, AL. About 20 minutes away from the Auburn University main campus.

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