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That had to be gratifying. Is she hot?

PARKING LOT SEX !!!!!!

Hit it with the force of a god!!! Tear them pink guts up!!

hedge wrote:That had to be gratifying. Is she hot?

Good question. Not my type, but no one would ever say she wasn't attractive. At the lowest end of the scale she's a 7. I guess it was gratifying, though. I really don't know how I feel about it, honestly.

She's a 5'7", extremely stylish Asian chick who used to do beauty pageants back at home and has probably never wore pants unless they were $300 jeans. Everything else are mini skirts or sun dresses. She looks just like a Singapore Airlines flight attendant. That's a compliment, by the way, if you haven't flown them.

She also has the classic Asian ass. No real hips, ironing board butt and smallish breasts that obviously have no perkiness (turns out she was a fat kid until she was about 15...which explains why the breasts are a little too elastic for such a small cup size, why she is a great quant, why she did pageants in her late teens and why she dresses to maximize the attention she would get from dudes). Those physical qualities will never make me interested in a woman, sexually. I prefer more of a Brazilian type of physique: Enough hip and glute to happily palm, a waist appropriately sized against that hip and glute dimension, a stomach easily exposed on the beach and breasts enough to enjoy. I married that one.

Like I said

"PARKING LOT SEX!!!"

and if she was your type?

Nothing would be any different than how it was, to be honest. The issue was not about if she was hot or not, or my type or not (I guess that's why I didn't discuss those points originally). It was just about that type of scenario never happening to me before at work. There is no scenario that would have me do anything but ignore the comment.

I want to choke you right now.

heh

Taming my fear of heights. Sort of.

Wow, what a daredevil...

Damn straight

did you change your shorts after you got down from the roof?

Yep.

and threw them away, right?

Of course not, he just turned them inside out.

I don't wear underwear. My boys don't like being locked up.

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