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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 9:09 am
by AlabamAlum
Maybe we can have a Porky's-like scene where she tries to prove her case by identifying unique characteristics of Dershowitz' schlong.

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 9:14 am
by hedge
That happened in Law and Order SVU as well...

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 9:16 am
by AlabamAlum
Porky's is oft imitated.

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 9:30 am
by AlabamAlum

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 9:31 am
by eCat
BigRedMan wrote:Well that is what I mean. It has to be a global change to include those countries.

I will admit to reading up on the oceans warming up faster than anyone expected leading to a mass extinction event and being alarmed.

I kinda like tuna

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 9:36 am
by eCat
This article says she was lying - and so bad at it, the national enquirer told her to take a hike

http://gotnews.com/breaking-can-conclus ... hoto-fake/

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 9:49 am
by hedge
Any change involving BRM could be seen as global change...

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:05 am
by AlabamAlum
eCat wrote:This article says she was lying - and so bad at it, the national enquirer told her to take a hike

http://gotnews.com/breaking-can-conclus ... hoto-fake/

Pity.

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:24 am
by sardis
Could we please use the term "tallywhacker"?

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:31 am
by AlabamAlum
Heh. Correct.

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 6:12 pm
by Bklyn
Dershowitz is going to murder her and her attorneys in a defamation lawsuit. I have no idea why they chose him to fuck with. He has nothing but time, an extensive legal treasure chest of a brain and plenty of resources to burn.

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:28 pm
by eCat
I kinda wish that blizzard was hitting here. We haven't have a snowstorm worth a shit in years.

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:31 pm
by AlabamAlum
I'm pro blizzard as long as power and cable don't go out.

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:40 pm
by Bklyn
Amen to that! Who am I kidding, I probably will go into the office tomorrow.

Actually, I went in today for a hot second to read my boss the riot act on a move I thought was short sighted, convenient and damn near evil...and not in the good, Capitalist type of evil I normally sign off on. I mean, I went hard on my boss and the top of the food chain. He just texted me tonight indicating that he will discuss pulling out of the move tomorrow with the interested parties.

If this happens, it will remove a ton of weight off my shoulders. No way I would stay in the firm beyond bonus season if things go the way they originally were pointed. We'll see.

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:42 pm
by eCat
you're still trying to land one of those apartments with an indoor yard

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:43 pm
by Bklyn
It's hard, e. It's so hard to walk away! LOL The only way I would without batting an eye is if I got a divorce (that would fix my wife and the royalties she would expect).

I would do it this time, though, based on the shit that's trying to go down. Real talk.

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:46 pm
by eCat
I've gone without power for 6 days in 15-20 degree temps and it fucking sucks

Now I have about 3 different ways to heat my house so I'm a little more prepared.

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:54 pm
by Bklyn
Sheeeit, if that happened to me, I'm a dead man. Big city living has not prepared me for the revolution.

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 11:00 pm
by eCat
I'm binge watching the weather channel tonight

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 12:11 am
by Bklyn
I sipping cognac and watching Luther.