Ostensibly Hoops

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Fri Oct 18, 2013 4:52 pm

And suckle it...

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Fri Oct 18, 2013 6:12 pm

You scare me.

crotch · Post by **crotch** » Sat Oct 19, 2013 11:53 am

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hedge · Post by **hedge** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 8:47 am

Happy birthday to Stu...

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 8:02 pm

I posted this awhile ago in the music thread. I never told you this was my daughter though.

[youtube]mYKLvYGqaC0[/youtube]

aTm · Post by **aTm** » Thu Oct 24, 2013 8:30 am

I'm not sure that's accurate.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Thu Oct 24, 2013 10:56 am

"I posted this awhile ago in the music thread. I never told you this was my daughter though."

I thought that when you first posted it, but didn't ask...

BigRedMan · Post by **BigRedMan** » Thu Oct 24, 2013 3:24 pm

This looks to be older than the Tool song.

This her singing or playing the organ?

Also this is very good also.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Thu Oct 24, 2013 3:37 pm

older

The Anti k* · Post by The Anti k* » Fri Oct 25, 2013 7:46 am

Good to see the next generation covering Tool instead of today's absolutely pathetic pop music.

Rat -- Have you taken her to see the band live before? Amazing show, man. If Maynard doesn't get his ass in studio to finally finish the album they started promising nearly two years ago, maybe she can sub in for him.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 1:59 pm

To be honest, I had never heard of Tool until this came up. My cousin swears he gave me a burned CD of them once but that must have been in my blackout years.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 2:09 pm

BigRedMan wrote:

This looks to be older than the Tool song.

This her singing or playing the organ?

Also this is very good also.

You would have thought the Sycamore Football shirt would have gave that one away. However, it is fun watching your kids walk the same school halls that you did as a kid.

Thankfully all my old teachers are mostly gone or else they'd be screwed.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 2:15 pm

"My cousin swears he gave me a burned CD of them once but that must have been in my blackout years."

In other words, very recently...

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 2:25 pm

Do I know you from somewhere?

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 2:27 pm

Here's the latest one her group did. None of my kids but still very good. You guys my age should like it.

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hedge · Post by **hedge** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 2:28 pm

" However, it is fun watching your kids walk the same school halls that you did as a kid. Thankfully all my old teachers are mostly gone or else they'd be screwed."

My aunt sends me corny emails all the time, just sent this one today, Rat's post reminded me of it...

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?

WELL .. . . YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE........

MY NAME IS MARY, AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.

I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.

COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?

UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.

AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL .

'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.

HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?'

'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

THEN, THAT UGLY,

OLD,

BALDING,

WRINKLED FACED,

FAT-ASSED

GRAY-HAIRED,

DECREPIT,

MISERABLE MAN,

ASKED...

"WHAT DID YOU TEACH" ?

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 2:31 pm

The best line from Tangerine is the agonized "And I dooooo"....

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 3:03 pm

So is Roy saying he wants this guy to transfer?

Q: What have you seen out of J.P.?

A: An improved jump shot, an improved responsibility with the ball, not turning it over and just throwing it everywhere and anywhere. Still a phenomenal athlete and phenomenal rebounder on the offensive boards. So I’m hoping that all that transfers. I would say he’s been one of the more impressive guys we’ve had in preseason.

The Anti k* · Post by The Anti k* » Fri Oct 25, 2013 7:15 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:To be honest, I had never heard of Tool until this came up. My cousin swears he gave me a burned CD of them once but that must have been in my blackout years.

Tool would have definitely been the band for you during any blackout periods...heh

I'll shut up about music on the basketball thread after this post, but they rank #1 on my list of all time favorites.

aTm · Post by **aTm** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 7:19 pm

Tool is garbage.

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