The Goat Pen

DooKSucks wrote:Late Night is free. Just get there early to get a decent seat. If you want to be in the lower level, you need to be there early that afternoon around lunchtime.

so if you get there at 630 can you still get in, have a the kid and wife with me. If I cant I cant but might try,

Yeah DS hit his quota for funny posts this year finally. That was some good shit.

UNC tutor resigns, critical of Roy Williams

Roy, after 23 years as an academic tutor, and after going through the devastating football scandal, I am resigning in protest of your disgraceful decision to allow P.J. Hairston to remain on the team.

If I were arrested driving with no license, illegal drugs and a gun in a felon’s car, my employment at this University would end immediately.

Hairston’s DTH headline quote was, “I will play this season.” Since when does the criminal decide his fate?

Jack Halperin
Athletic academic tutor

See ya!

crotch wrote:UNC tutor resigns, critical of Roy Williams

Roy, after 23 years as an academic tutor, and after going through the devastating football scandal, I am resigning in protest of your disgraceful decision to allow P.J. Hairston to remain on the team.

If I were arrested driving with no license, illegal drugs and a gun in a felon’s car, my employment at this University would end immediately.

Hairston’s DTH headline quote was, “I will play this season.” Since when does the criminal decide his fate?

Jack Halperin
Athletic academic tutor

But if you got two speeding tickets would you keep your job because that is all PJ did

Thanks PJ!

Oubre allegedly has canceled his visit to Kentucky and will make his decision soon. He visited Kansas on Friday

Oubre will be a Jayhawk.... count on it.

Ha! He was left to his own devices that night, I'm sure.

Watching the world series of poker, some dude had a great hand, about a 95% of winning, but he bet soft b/c there was a small possibility of the other guy winning, but of course he won, and the announcers said "he left alot on the table with that last draw, kinda like drafting Demarcus Cousins"...

http://espn.go.com/espn/story/_/id/9826 ... mpionships

check this out, I have now played for 8 years,

hedge wrote:Watching the world series of poker, some dude had a great hand, about a 95% of winning, but he bet soft b/c there was a small possibility of the other guy winning, but of course he won, and the announcers said "he left alot on the table with that last draw, kinda like drafting Demarcus Cousins"...

I call bullshit. No way the guys calling the WSOP would use an obscure NBA draft bust like that. There's a trillion poker references they could have used and a million better know non poker references like Ryan leaf. Post the video or your full of shit. I'll give you my tag line for a month if you're not lying.

Do you really think I would make up something like that? I thought Cousins was doing well in the league. I know he's had some behavior issues, but as far as his play, I thought he was way above average. In short, fuck you...

On a similar note, I was playing poker with some guys last week, nobody was betting heavily and I had pair of queens after the flop. On the turn, I got two pair, but nobody else was doing anything and I didn't want to scare anybody off, so I bet kinda small, but enough to drive out the guys with nothing. The flop was nothing and based on the betting so far, I couldn't see how anybody left had anything, so I went in fairly big. One guy stayed in and the fucker drew an inside straight. Who the fuck hangs in for an inside straight on the river?? If he hadn't draw that, he was like ten high. Motherfucker...

Now cue Auggie to start mewling how I'm lying about this, too. What a fucking tool...

Why do you lie hedge?

have to chase off the flush and straight chasers with 2 pair

That was the first time I had played in years and I was a little rusty, but I will next time...

Liar