The Goat Pen

It may seem odd, but I was at a truck parts store (real rough place, bunch of manly men hanging around, talking about manly things) and when I got my paperwork, I noticed a stapler on the counter and so I stapled my papers together. It was immediately obvious that this was the best stapler I'd ever seen. I asked the guy at the desk about it and he said he wished he sold them, b/c more people had asked him about that stapler than anything else in the store. So it was basically a bunch of truck drivers sitting around talking about how great this stapler was. Church women at a quilting bee never waxed so poetic over the virtues of certain type of needle as we did over that stapler...

dork

hedge wrote:It may seem odd, but I was at a truck parts store (real rough place, bunch of manly men hanging around, talking about manly things) and when I got my paperwork, I noticed a stapler on the counter and so I stapled my papers together. It was immediately obvious that this was the best stapler I'd ever seen. I asked the guy at the desk about it and he said he wished he sold them, b/c more people had asked him about that stapler than anything else in the store. So it was basically a bunch of truck drivers sitting around talking about how great this stapler was. Church women at a quilting bee never waxed so poetic over the virtues of certain type of needle as we did over that stapler...

but vibrators...thats a different story

Jungle Rat wrote:dork

You wouldn't say that to the guys at the heavy parts store, Mr. Weissenheimer...

Hedge's stapler post is the most desperate effort I've seen to date in attempt to get Crow to emerge from his self-imposed exile.

The twitching of the puppet does not speak to the demeanor of its master...

I would welcome the return of crow, because I'd like to have some ridiculous shit posted on our home page, and he seems to be the only likely source after the sad departure of Hizzy, Inc.

I think his ego would love that.

Is he still posting anywhere?

civilforums.net

If he does post somewhere i would imagine it would be a Kentucky board or over with the International crowd (I forget where they all went? Some pay board?)

I wonder what klaatu is up to these days?

hedge wrote:Is he still posting anywhere?

wherever he does post, i am sure he waxes poetic about his posting rivals laboring over the keyboard "with pursed lips" or somesuch, a favorite turn of phrase of his.

or was that you, Hedge?

actually i think it was both of you.

You two certainly had some sort of love-hate vibe going on, like a married couple...

Bert & Ernie

Oscar and Faggox

Ziusudra has made recent appearances at Rupp's Rafters

Fuck that crybaby government hack.

Crow was as fake as Pamala Andersons tits. Once he knew we figured it out he ran like Talent did. Buncha pussies if ya ask me.

Crow still posts at the Paddock board over at KSR as Ziusudra or whatever.

I could understand "whatever" if you didn't spell his message board name right. You know where he is!!!!