Uncle Bud

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 11:32 am

It may seem odd, but I was at a truck parts store (real rough place, bunch of manly men hanging around, talking about manly things) and when I got my paperwork, I noticed a stapler on the counter and so I stapled my papers together. It was immediately obvious that this was the best stapler I'd ever seen. I asked the guy at the desk about it and he said he wished he sold them, b/c more people had asked him about that stapler than anything else in the store. So it was basically a bunch of truck drivers sitting around talking about how great this stapler was. Church women at a quilting bee never waxed so poetic over the virtues of certain type of needle as we did over that stapler...

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 11:44 am

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 12:47 pm

hedge wrote:It may seem odd, but I was at a truck parts store (real rough place, bunch of manly men hanging around, talking about manly things) and when I got my paperwork, I noticed a stapler on the counter and so I stapled my papers together. It was immediately obvious that this was the best stapler I'd ever seen. I asked the guy at the desk about it and he said he wished he sold them, b/c more people had asked him about that stapler than anything else in the store. So it was basically a bunch of truck drivers sitting around talking about how great this stapler was. Church women at a quilting bee never waxed so poetic over the virtues of certain type of needle as we did over that stapler...

but vibrators...thats a different story

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 1:11 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:dork

You wouldn't say that to the guys at the heavy parts store, Mr. Weissenheimer...

Bluecat · Post by **Bluecat** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 1:31 pm

Hedge's stapler post is the most desperate effort I've seen to date in attempt to get Crow to emerge from his self-imposed exile.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 1:39 pm

The twitching of the puppet does not speak to the demeanor of its master...

aTm · Post by **aTm** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 1:49 pm

I would welcome the return of crow, because I'd like to have some ridiculous shit posted on our home page, and he seems to be the only likely source after the sad departure of Hizzy, Inc.

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 3:29 pm

I think his ego would love that.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 3:45 pm

Is he still posting anywhere?

aTm · Post by **aTm** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 3:52 pm

civilforums.net

aTm · Post by **aTm** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 4:03 pm

If he does post somewhere i would imagine it would be a Kentucky board or over with the International crowd (I forget where they all went? Some pay board?)

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 4:32 pm

I wonder what klaatu is up to these days?

Gator by God's Grace · Post by **Gator by God's Grace** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 4:59 pm

hedge wrote:Is he still posting anywhere?

wherever he does post, i am sure he waxes poetic about his posting rivals laboring over the keyboard "with pursed lips" or somesuch, a favorite turn of phrase of his.

or was that you, Hedge?

actually i think it was both of you.

You two certainly had some sort of love-hate vibe going on, like a married couple...

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 5:43 pm

Bert & Ernie

Saint · Post by **Saint** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:02 pm

Oscar and Faggox

Bluecat · Post by **Bluecat** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:15 pm

Ziusudra has made recent appearances at Rupp's Rafters

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:52 pm

Fuck that crybaby government hack.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:54 pm

Crow was as fake as Pamala Andersons tits. Once he knew we figured it out he ran like Talent did. Buncha pussies if ya ask me.

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:25 pm

Crow still posts at the Paddock board over at KSR as Ziusudra or whatever.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 10:14 pm

I could understand "whatever" if you didn't spell his message board name right. You know where he is!!!!

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