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Re: College Football

Post by Tree » Mon Dec 27, 2021 4:16 pm

I’m Lamar Jackson, clearly. Rat and Hedge are the modest pair of Baker Mayfield and Carson Wentz. I’ll give Sardis Matthew Stafford status as well.
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Dec 27, 2021 4:19 pm

I don't care who you think you are. You're still an idiot.
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Re: College Football

Post by Tree » Mon Dec 27, 2021 4:39 pm

Sheesh. And right after I gave you a nice compliment too.
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Re: College Football

Post by DooKSucks » Mon Dec 27, 2021 4:54 pm

Obviously, I am Tom Brady....
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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Mon Dec 27, 2021 5:24 pm

I think you need to focus on offensive linemen to identify your true avatar...
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Dec 27, 2021 7:16 pm

DS = Nate Newton
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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Mon Dec 27, 2021 7:44 pm

You're getting warmer...
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Dec 27, 2021 10:10 pm

The Fridge? No way. That's Doc.
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Re: College Football

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Re: College Football

Post by innocentbystander » Tue Dec 28, 2021 7:45 pm

In less than 72 hours, biggest game in Bearcat history.
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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Tue Dec 28, 2021 8:24 pm

Who are they playing?
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Dec 28, 2021 9:03 pm

Every game since Nov 1st has been the biggest game in Bearcat History. I think they'll take care of those Tigers.
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Re: College Football

Post by Tree » Tue Dec 28, 2021 10:18 pm

Georgia gets revenge on the Tide in the finals.
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Re: College Football

Post by Tree » Tue Dec 28, 2021 10:36 pm

John Madden drawing X's and O's on the TV screen. Gonna miss the big lug. /tear
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Dec 28, 2021 11:19 pm

BOOM!
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Re: College Football

Post by Tree » Wed Dec 29, 2021 1:23 am

Hope he's eating a nice turducken leg in the sky this playoffs season. He was America's Coach. Eager to teach us or quip a warm joke like our favorite uncle. I cried for ol' John earlier. Granted I'm drunk and had a pot gummy.
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Dec 29, 2021 8:50 am

Try cyanide
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Re: College Football

Post by The Gray Ghost » Wed Dec 29, 2021 10:18 pm

He was a heck of a player.
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Dec 30, 2021 12:05 am

Looks like the Local news has arrived in Arlington. Already have our 1st house divided story.
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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Thu Dec 30, 2021 12:07 am

I wish your skull was divided....
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