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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sat Aug 24, 2013 12:19 pm

Put on your glasses, Crotch. He said 60, not 160...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AlabamAlum » Sat Aug 24, 2013 12:22 pm

Speaking of old, I haven't read Stu in awhile. I trust he is okay.
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Post by crotch » Sat Aug 24, 2013 1:06 pm

hedge wrote:Put on your glasses, Crotch. He said 60, not 160...
Heh, tbh Hedge, I don't wear glasses. Odd story though... abou 15 years ago, I did begin wearing glasses because of nearsightedness but when I was diagnosed with type 2 diabetes 3 years ago, my eyesight went back to normal. Don't need them anymore. Go figure.

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Post by Cletus » Sat Aug 24, 2013 2:47 pm

crotch wrote:
hedge wrote:Put on your glasses, Crotch. He said 60, not 160...
Heh, tbh Hedge, I don't wear glasses. Odd story though... abou 15 years ago, I did begin wearing glasses because of nearsightedness but when I was diagnosed with type 2 diabetes 3 years ago, my eyesight went back to normal. Don't need them anymore. Go figure.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sat Aug 24, 2013 3:53 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:Speaking of old, I haven't read Stu in awhile. I trust he is okay.
Me and Logan just went to his house, he's fine. He's been busy preparing the high school football preview and reporting on opening weekend. And being bitter about his lot in life...
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Post by DooKSucks » Sat Aug 24, 2013 4:09 pm

Logan is back in the States?

Also, are you going to Columbia for the game?
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Post by hedge » Sat Aug 24, 2013 4:32 pm

Yes and no. He's been here a few weeks, leaving in Sept...
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Post by Owlman » Sat Aug 24, 2013 4:44 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:Hemingway killed himself because - among other things - his cat died.

Both had demons. And I guess I shouldn't judge the baseball columnist either.
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Post by hedge » Sat Aug 24, 2013 8:47 pm

"Hemingway killed himself because - among other things - his cat died.

Both had demons."

Both Hemingway and his cat had demons?
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Post by AlabamAlum » Sat Aug 24, 2013 9:12 pm

Yes. All cats have demons.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AugustWest » Sat Aug 24, 2013 9:19 pm

Cats are demons.
U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.

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Post by AlabamAlum » Sat Aug 24, 2013 9:23 pm

I stand corrected.
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Post by eCat » Mon Aug 26, 2013 3:26 pm

Looks like Cal lost a high profile PG to Larry Brown @ SMU.
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Post by DooKSucks » Mon Aug 26, 2013 3:40 pm

Good Lord. That must have been one hell of a bidding war.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AugustWest » Mon Aug 26, 2013 5:05 pm

Did the kid's father get a high paying university job he wasn't qualified for just before the decision was announced?
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Post by eCat » Mon Aug 26, 2013 6:21 pm

AugustWest wrote:Did the kid's father get a high paying university job he wasn't qualified for just before the decision was announced?

no but either his brother or best friend got a full scholly to SMU too.

Similar to Xavier Henry at Kansas
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AugustWest » Mon Aug 26, 2013 7:07 pm

Well, that's the Carolina way.
U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Aug 26, 2013 10:33 pm

AugustWest wrote:Did the kid's father get a high paying university job he wasn't qualified for just before the decision was announced?
That actually happened at Ohio State but on the female side so it doesn't matter.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AugustWest » Mon Aug 26, 2013 11:01 pm

See Danny Manning and Tyler Hanborough's senior year.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Aug 27, 2013 7:14 am

In non-UK college basketball news, Florida State’s Xavier Rathan-Mayes was ruled ineligible for the upcoming season on Monday. The former Huntington Prep star and teammate of Andrew Wiggins was deemed ineligible due to coursework he took in high school and CBSSports.com is hearing it’s a full year of credits at Christian Faith Center Academy in North Carolina that cost him his eligibility. The school was under investigation early this year after a group of Canadian prep stars claimed Ro Russell, a controversial AAU coach, made up documents for them to enter the U.S. and enrolled them in classes he knew the NCAA wouldn’t accept. Andrew Wiggins also attended the make-believe school for a semester, FYI.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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