The Goat Pen

Mag citrate is a nuclear weapon for 'being irregular'. Tell her to take a colace and a Fiber-Con or two with her morning coffee.

I think she's probably good for now.

I was constipated a few years ago and decided to use Castor Oil to solve the problem. I had been drinking a good bit, and it was 1:00 a.m. It seemed like a good idea. I had the cab take me by Harris-Teeter on the way home. I didn't read the directions, and I just drank the whole bottle because I wanted to make sure that I cleaned everything out. Well, I did...and them some....I shit so much I didn't shit for another day or two afterwards...

3 Interview Questions that Reveal Everything

http://www.inc.com/jeff-haden/3-intervi ... thing.html

I'm in an unfortunate position today where I either lie to protect a kid from getting fired (for not doing a good enough job on a project he was assigned) or tell the truth to protect the integrity of our training program.

I've decided to lie in the hopes this kid doesn't tank once he gets out into the field. I hope I don't regret it.

Why was he not doing a good enough job?

I give my staff so much rope, that if I think (at any point) that I may have to let them go, then that means they have to go. It's especially true if you have staff that work hard and see some asshat still collecting a check and doing half the work or all the work with half the quality.

Bklyn wrote:Why was he not doing a good enough job?

I give my staff so much rope, that if I think (at any point) that I may have to let them go, then that means they have to go. It's especially true if you have staff that work hard and see some asshat still collecting a check and doing half the work or all the work with half the quality.

I developed a scoring system where the guys in my training program shoot for a score of 100. All my guys are in the upper 80's to 90's. This guy even after assuring me this wouldn't happen 3 weeks ago came in at a 63.

I consider 75 passing so I inflated his score to 75 just so I wouldn't have to deal with the headache.

His disengagement will be inevitable. At least give him a heads up to find something else.

Yep...unless he can't. You may have just kicked the headache can down the road. Hopefully, it doesn't go migraine on you.

Godzilla is for real y'all - well mothra is anyways

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/fukushima-caus ... 43446.html

Puberty before age 10...

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/01/magaz ... .html?_r=3

Bought my daughter an Android 4.0 Tablet.

This time last year I didn't see the value in those things but after playing with it for about an hour last night I'm buying me one.

I picked up a refurbished Motorola Xoom, 10" multi touch, 32gb ram, front and rear camera with bluetooth for $280.

We've loaded it with apps and have only used about 600mb. 32gb is plenty even if she loads it down with music, a couple of movies and a shitload of e-books.

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With a plane about to crash, the captain asked the passengers: ‘Does anyone on board believe in the power of prayer?’

A preacher immediately put his hand up.

‘Good,’ said the captain. ‘We’re one parachute short.’

What do they call a hooker in Norwegian?


Fjord Escort

What’s the only animal with an asshole in the middle of its back?




A police horse

How many dead prostitutes can you fit in a garage?




2 more I reckon, if I move my bike

George W. Bush and Tony Blair were sitting in a bar when another guest arrived and asked them what they were talking about.

‘We’re planning for World War Three,’ announced Bush.

‘Oh, dear,’ said the guest. ‘What are you going to do?’

Bush replied: ‘We are planning to kill 1,500,000 Muslims and one IS consultant.’

The guest was mystified. ‘An IS consultant? Why in heaven’s name are you going to kill an IS consultant?’

Bush patted Blair on the shoulder and exclaimed jubilantly: ‘I told you! No one is going to ask about the Muslims.’

That last on is good. So was the one about the police calling the guy about his missing wife and telling him to prepare for the worst...

What is an IS consultant?