The Goat Pen

hedge wrote: ↑Tue Mar 23, 2021 3:45 pm Look man, I'm trying to work here. I don't come down to the bus station and slap the dick out of your mouth when you're trying to work, do I?

hedge wrote: ↑Sat Mar 17, 2018 6:59 am BWAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,

Don't worry, rickert, nobody is going to remember this as the season UVa became the first #1 seed to not only lose to a 16 seed but to be FUCKING CRUSHED LIKE A LITTLE BITCH by a 16 seed. No, nobody is going to remember that, nobody will be talking about that and associating that single fact with your sorry ass program for the rest of your miserable fucking life, nope, the only thing everybody is going to remember about this season is that UVa beat Carolina twice and won the ACC tournament. Right?? RIGHT????

BWWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAASHEYRICKERTSUCKCAROLINA'SDCIKYOUFUCKINGFAGGOTHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hedge wrote: ↑Sat Mar 17, 2018 7:49 am

dave_rickart wrote:Application for Respect: Denied.

Jesus christ, LMFAO. You couldn't have scripted a more humiliating scenario than this. For two weeks ricket has been in here, unprompted, crowing about wins over UNC and winning the ACC regular season and tourny. And now this. You should've kept your fucking pie hole shut, ricket. The only thing it's good for now is sucking cock.

Of course that was all it ever was good for, but now the whole world knows it. And it's all your own fault. It's all on you. Yep, should've kept your mouth shut but you couldn't help yourself. I bet you'll keep it shut now, won't you? Or rather try to keep it shut, but that's going to be hard with all the cock that's going to be rammed into it every time you try to open it in the future, anytime you ever, for the rest of your miserable fucking liife - EVER - try to run your mouth about ANYTHING UVa has done or won or accomplished, somebody's cock will be there to stopple it. But I suspect you'll learn quickly just to keep it shut. You're getting your first lesson right now. Pay close attention, b/c this is how it's going to be from now on.

At least we won't have to hear about any of the weak ass shit that you've been accustomed to crowing about (wins over UNC, ACC tourny wins, regular season "championships", whatever), b/c if you dare to open your pie hole about something like that (or even express the mildest joy or pride), here comes the cock right down your throat, but only after you've been open-hand slapped, forehand and backhand, multiple times, only then will the 12 inch cock of last night's defeat be rammed down your gagging throat.

And not just by me. Oh no, by any fan of college hoops, no matter how casual. Even the stupidest retard understands full-well the magnitude of humiliation that was slapped onto UVa last night. He may not be able to tie his shoe but he full well understands that you are now an object of scorn and obloquy from here to eternity.

And believe me, this is just the beginning. This is going to be rehashed every year, certainly for the rest of your life and actually far beyond. It will likely be 50 years or more before any other #1 see joins your fetid rank but even then you'll have the distinction of being the first. And certainly no other one seed is going to be slapped around like a bitch the way UVa was last night, very similar to the way I've slapped you around like a bitch in here, like you're going to be slapped again and again and again in the future, forever, for the rest of your life, by everyone who ever sees your face in any context, this is the only thing they're going to think about and talk about, there is nothing else about you or your life that matters anymore save the shame and humiliation of last night.

This is your destiny now, rickert, the only thing anybody is ever going to see when you show your face, ever, although I seriously doubt you'll ever show your face in here or on any of these boards again. This is your identity now, rickert, tattooed on your ass as well as your face for eternity. Enjoy it, loser...

dave_rickart wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 11:48 am Unfortunately, fake classes yield fake banners.

Now back to the present and back to reality....

dave_rickart wrote: ↑Wed May 26, 2021 8:07 am 2014 smack? did you just come out of a coma?

if you are going back in time, head back further to a year when the Diploma Mill actually held real classes...