The Goat Pen

More importantly, Fulham's away kit is going to be black and red next year instead of the crappy grey and red it was this season. Now, if they can just manage to burn the green alternates... and the Jack-O statues... and Al-Fayad... all will be right.

GOALKEEPERS (3): Marcus Hahnemann (Wolverhampton Wanderers), Tim Howard (Everton), Nick Rimando (Real Salt Lake)
DEFENDERS (8): Carlos Bocanegra (Saint-Etienne), Jonathan Bornstein (UANL Tigres), Steve Cherundolo (Hannover), Clarence Goodson (Brondby), Eric Lichaj (Leeds), Oguchi Onyewu (FC Twente), Tim Ream (New York Red Bulls), Jonathan Spector (West Ham United)
MIDFIELDERS (9): Freddy Adu (Rizespor), Michael Bradley (Aston Villa), Clint Dempsey (Fulham), Landon Donovan (Los Angeles Galaxy), Maurice Edu (Rangers), Benny Feilhaber (New England Revolution), Jermaine Jones (Blackburn Rovers), Sacha Kljestan (Anderlecht), Robbie Rogers (Columbus Crew)
FORWARDS (3): Juan Agudelo (New York Red Bulls), Jozy Altidore (Bursaspor), Chris Wondolowski (San Jose Earthquakes)

Damn. Freddy Adu I guess is impressing against the Turkish second division. Also some strange omissions on this list. No Torres? Kinda surprised no Davies too.

Not really "shocking" but I figured the german kid Chandler would get the call too.

This was at the end of Ric Flair's wiki entry:

Finishing moves

Diving knee drop[1] – early career
Figure four leglock[1] – adopted from "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers
Testicular claw

Signature moves

Atomic drop, sometimes inverted
Back body drop
Crossbody
Chop block, usually as a setup for the figure four leglock[1]
Elbow drop[1]
Inside cradle
Knife-edged chop, usually with Flair or the crowd shouting "Wooooooooo!"[1]
Low blow[1]
Multiple suplex variations
Belly to back[1]
Delayed vertical[1]
Double arm[1]
Poking[143] or raking the opponent eyes[1]
Roll-up while holding the opponent's tights or placing his feet on the ropes for extra leverage
Running jumping knee drop[1]
Shin breaker, usually as a setup for the figure four leglock[1]
Snapmare[1]

hedge wrote:

Testicular claw

Does he give a claw to the testes or do his testes have claws?

Is this the Kick -Ball thread?

We need a yuck smiley

I may be sick. If I have to puke, I'll come back.

The curse is comin' for you Hulk-a-mania!

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/post/Over ... =top-wp132

That looks like my garden.

Shouldn't at least half of those attending that funeral actually also be in the ground as well?

Don't think so. As far as I know, the only dead one there is Bam Bam Bigelow. To my knowledge, Hogan, Honky Tonk, the Killer Bees, Mr. Fuji, Heenan, Bundy, Beefcake, Piper, Steamboat, Jesse, and the Animal are all alive. Not sure who the one coming out of the ground in the back is.

You got beat up a lot as a little tyke didn't ya Mexico?

aTm wrote:GOALKEEPERS (3): Marcus Hahnemann (Wolverhampton Wanderers), Tim Howard (Everton), Nick Rimando (Real Salt Lake)
DEFENDERS (8): Carlos Bocanegra (Saint-Etienne), Jonathan Bornstein (UANL Tigres), Steve Cherundolo (Hannover), Clarence Goodson (Brondby), Eric Lichaj (Leeds), Oguchi Onyewu (FC Twente), Tim Ream (New York Red Bulls), Jonathan Spector (West Ham United)
MIDFIELDERS (9): Freddy Adu (Rizespor), Michael Bradley (Aston Villa), Clint Dempsey (Fulham), Landon Donovan (Los Angeles Galaxy), Maurice Edu (Rangers), Benny Feilhaber (New England Revolution), Jermaine Jones (Blackburn Rovers), Sacha Kljestan (Anderlecht), Robbie Rogers (Columbus Crew)
FORWARDS (3): Juan Agudelo (New York Red Bulls), Jozy Altidore (Bursaspor), Chris Wondolowski (San Jose Earthquakes)

Damn. Freddy Adu I guess is impressing against the Turkish second division. Also some strange omissions on this list. No Torres? Kinda surprised no Davies too.

ATM--when is the game???? I am in England so will have to get husband to record it for me.

Red Bird wrote:Is this the Kick -Ball thread?

We need a yuck smiley

REDBIRD--yuk and vomit smileys only belong on the baseball thread!!!!!!

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That kid ain't 4...

Eric Wynalda, a former U.S. soccer star who'll be a Fox pregame analyst Saturday at London's Wembley Stadium, isn't a big Barcelona admirer. He says he couldn't see himself playing for the Barcelona squad — "I don't have enough gel for my hair to play for that team"

Yeah Waldo, that's not actually the only reason. Or the main reason.

No older than six hedge