The Goat Pen

Drunken tirade? Just because you don't like my riposte is no reason to question my sobriety. I simply remind you that Auburn has been on probation more than any team in the SEC - the Plainsmen are quite the prodigious cheaters. I do my best to sling mud back at the ridiculous hypocrites who don the cloak of piety and self-righteousness about Bama's troubles.

I am never an instigator; always a counter-puncher.

Merry Solstice, AA.

And Merry Christmas to you, ATAPR.

Wishes for a safe, happy and Merry Christmas.

Love this quote, even if it was said by a by a ringer-using pedophile:

"Gentlemen, touchdowns follow blocking as sure night follows day." -General Robert Neyland

Only a sick, backwards Bammer fan could see a photo like that and immediately think of sex with little boys.

What are talking about? I didn't post a photo.

Isn't it a little early in the day to be drunk?

Never

The REC took Foster's family into protective custody today. They will be released when he makes all his field goal attempts in the BCSCG.

Then they're probably fuct

I trust everyone had a safe and hopefully merry Christmas and New Years celebration? I returned from Mom's house early this morning.

She's a remarkably healthy 84 years old

My grandma got a speeding ticket at 94 cause she was late for cards with the girls. Long live old feisty women.

Absolutely.

Jungle Rat wrote:My grandma got a speeding ticket at 94 cause she was late for cards with the girls. Long live old feisty women.

Amen to that. Lewis Grizzard, peace be upon him, wrote about a southern grandmother who got pulled over for speeding. She looked at the state trooper, with squinted eyes and a lit cigarette in the corner of her mouth, and with a nicotine-husky voice told the officer to kiss her ass.

Sounds like your grandmother. Aren't too many of those around anymore.

Randy Shannon?

Professor Tiger wrote:

Jungle Rat wrote:My grandma got a speeding ticket at 94 cause she was late for cards with the girls. Long live old feisty women.

Amen to that. Lewis Grizzard, peace be upon him, wrote about a southern grandmother who got pulled over for speeding. She looked at the state trooper, with squinted eyes and a lit cigarette in the corner of her mouth, and with a nicotine-husky voice told the officer to kiss her ass.

Sounds like your grandmother. Aren't too many of those around anymore.

My grandma would have dropped the F bomb among many others.

5 years ago today, Nick Saban was named head coach at the University of Alabama:

7-6
12-2
14-0
10-3
11-1 (one game left).

3 BCS bowls, a CapOne and a Weedeater. One SEC title, one NC and playing for another NC this year.


I just don't have the words....

Saban is still at Alabama??