some other headlines from that story
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Barbara Hall was involved in a bedroom romp with her boyfriend when he asked her if she had brought PAM cooking spray, which he wanted to use as lubricant.
However, Hall thought he was referring to an ex-girlfriend of his named Pam, and she allegedly flew into a jealous rage, punching him repeatedly and heaving objects at his head.
For the record, Butter flavor is not a better lubricant than original.
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Crystal Frantzen allegedly gave Gary Tipton oral sex in a gas station parking lot in order to get a "better deal" on a Cadillac he was selling.
(not sure what is wrong with that - they were arrested). He needs to be arrested if he was selling that POS Cimarron.
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NIcholas Gonzales, a porn actor who goes by "Donny Wright," is accused of breaking into a firehouse in Louisville, Ky., to masturbate on the gear.
When asked why he did it, he allegedly responded, "Because I wanted to.
Some of us just think it, others of us act on it.
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Mindi and David Rice were engaging in a three-way with a female friend, but when MIndi noticed David was giving the friend a little too much attention, she allegedly reached for a revolver.
The ensuing madness ended with gunfire, SWAT team involvement and a police tasing.
(in their mugshots, they are both smiling. Not sure why she is but if I were him I'd damn sure be smiling too)
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Valerie Nile was accused of pulling out several knives after allegedly threatening her neighbors when the threesome she had planned with them never materialized. This incident took place January 2012 in Knox County, Tenn
Hizzy Reference : As soon as I get over the gonorrhea (hey, its in my spell check!), I'm gonna stab that bitch!
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Talk about a love seat.
Gerard Streator was allegedly caught having sex with a couch on the side of the road.
have to include the photo of him ...its too good to pass up
Couch Fucker! (in his defense, the cushion did smell like strawberries from whoever sat it on the curb)
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A witness told Key West, Fla., Police in April that Elijah Slocumb was masturbating "so hard his whole body was shaking" at a public beach.
I pulled a calf muscle doing that once
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Arteesha Donaldson became upset when she lost her "detachable latex penis," cops say, which caused an argument between Donaldson and her girlfriend. The fight allegedly ended with Donaldson chucking a ironing board.
I saw a video where she threw a table during a gang fight at a gay clothing designer convention
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Racquel Gonzalez was allegedly none too pleased when her boyfriend orgasmed and she didn't. She allegedly responded by scratching and hitting him, which caused him to call 911.
The cops came not a moment too soon.
(I didn't add that last line, although I assume its a jab at her boyfriend who did come a moment too soon)
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Japanese porn star Uta Kohaku asked her fans on Twitter to donate their sperm as part of an erotic film titled "Semen Collection 2." She received over 100 bottles in less than 10 days.
Which she then sold on japanese ebay for 2 million yen
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Tyshinia Love Brewster was working as a prison guard when she allegedly had sex with one of the inmates at the facility and became pregnant with his baby.
Brewster was charged with third-degree rape, since inmates cannot legally give consent.
Third degree rape? WTF? there are degrees of rape? Your honor, she was wearing a thong! Aw hell...you can't go to prison for that!
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Amanda Linscott allegedly pulled a gun on a man while the two were having sex in a moving car.
The man punched her in the face, but not before losing control of the vehicle and crashing into a palm tree.
Thats the sequel to the Furious Five next summer
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Fei Lin told law enforcement officials that men, believed to be jealous lovers of women Lin had bedded, broke into his home at night, cut off his penis, and stole it.
Hello, 911? When I went to take a piss this morning......
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A Munich man had to flee to police when a woman he was sleeping with demanded too much sex.
He told officials that he and the woman had sex several times, but when he said he was through for the night, she refused to let him leave and insisted they keep doing it.
First rule of nymphomaniac sex ......cardio
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Jeremie Calo and Tiffanie Lynn Barganier were apprehended while allegedly having sex on a restaurant table in full view of other patrons, including children.
Calo also allegedly refused to pay his $101 bill, writing the restaurant a check that contained only the word "NO."
Insert Louisville basketball joke here