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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu May 16, 2013 8:25 am

"what are the odds Hedge took his quote from IC?"

100% (if you can state odds that way). I added the part about Gilcrest myself, though...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Thu May 16, 2013 10:09 am

all I read is how Barnes wasted a year at UNC
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu May 16, 2013 10:15 am

You should get out more...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AugustWest » Thu May 16, 2013 10:46 am

hedge wrote:"what are the odds Hedge took his quote from IC?"

100% (if you can state odds that way). I added the part about Gilcrest myself, though...
so is IC touting the stat the way you posted it or the way Bluecat posted it?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu May 16, 2013 11:29 am

I copy and pasted it, didn't read any further in the thread, but I just went back and checked, after a couple of posts of general appreciation of Barnes and talking about how the NBA suits his game better (blahblahblah), somebody corrected him. It wasn't a long thread, about half a page. Here is the correction offered:

"I believe the record is actually that he is the first rookie to score 25 pts in back-to-back playoff games without having previously scored 25 in a regular season game. It's one of those arbitrary records that no one will ever remember, but he has played well in the playoffs."

The thread title was "Barnes sets NBA play-off rookie scoring record". After the real "record" was noted, somebody sassed the original poster by opining "This thread sets the IC record for most misleading thread title", to which someone replied sassfully "Not even close". In other words, sure, IC can often be a love fest, but it's not the completely baseless litany of uncorrected lies and pablum that you imagine. For that you have to go to Paick Priiiiiiiiide....
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Post by AugustWest » Thu May 16, 2013 12:34 pm

fair enough.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dave23 » Thu May 16, 2013 6:08 pm

I thought Tayshaun's dunk was pretty nasty, actually...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Thu May 16, 2013 6:50 pm

That dunk was indeedd a good'n, but no way compares to this as his finest moment.......

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Fri May 17, 2013 1:46 am

Hansbrough got his shit packed by Tyson Chandler tonite. I seen that on the TV

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Post by eCat » Fri May 17, 2013 9:28 am

shaking my head....kai...kai..kai

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... awyer.html

apparently no one told him that if you wake up camping and your butt is sore, you don't tell anyone.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri May 17, 2013 9:36 am

Damn, hatcheting that dude must've awakened a taste for blood in ol Kaister...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri May 17, 2013 11:54 am

The picture provided and the first line really just takes away anything we can add to it here

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/1 ... 87292.html
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Post by eCat » Fri May 17, 2013 12:08 pm

some other headlines from that story
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Barbara Hall was involved in a bedroom romp with her boyfriend when he asked her if she had brought PAM cooking spray, which he wanted to use as lubricant.

However, Hall thought he was referring to an ex-girlfriend of his named Pam, and she allegedly flew into a jealous rage, punching him repeatedly and heaving objects at his head.
For the record, Butter flavor is not a better lubricant than original.
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Crystal Frantzen allegedly gave Gary Tipton oral sex in a gas station parking lot in order to get a "better deal" on a Cadillac he was selling.
(not sure what is wrong with that - they were arrested). He needs to be arrested if he was selling that POS Cimarron.

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NIcholas Gonzales, a porn actor who goes by "Donny Wright," is accused of breaking into a firehouse in Louisville, Ky., to masturbate on the gear.

When asked why he did it, he allegedly responded, "Because I wanted to.
Some of us just think it, others of us act on it.
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Mindi and David Rice were engaging in a three-way with a female friend, but when MIndi noticed David was giving the friend a little too much attention, she allegedly reached for a revolver.

The ensuing madness ended with gunfire, SWAT team involvement and a police tasing.
(in their mugshots, they are both smiling. Not sure why she is but if I were him I'd damn sure be smiling too)
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Valerie Nile was accused of pulling out several knives after allegedly threatening her neighbors when the threesome she had planned with them never materialized. This incident took place January 2012 in Knox County, Tenn
Hizzy Reference : As soon as I get over the gonorrhea (hey, its in my spell check!), I'm gonna stab that bitch!
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Talk about a love seat.

Gerard Streator was allegedly caught having sex with a couch on the side of the road.
have to include the photo of him ...its too good to pass up
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Couch Fucker! (in his defense, the cushion did smell like strawberries from whoever sat it on the curb)
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A witness told Key West, Fla., Police in April that Elijah Slocumb was masturbating "so hard his whole body was shaking" at a public beach.
I pulled a calf muscle doing that once
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Arteesha Donaldson became upset when she lost her "detachable latex penis," cops say, which caused an argument between Donaldson and her girlfriend. The fight allegedly ended with Donaldson chucking a ironing board.
I saw a video where she threw a table during a gang fight at a gay clothing designer convention
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Racquel Gonzalez was allegedly none too pleased when her boyfriend orgasmed and she didn't. She allegedly responded by scratching and hitting him, which caused him to call 911.

The cops came not a moment too soon.
(I didn't add that last line, although I assume its a jab at her boyfriend who did come a moment too soon)
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Japanese porn star Uta Kohaku asked her fans on Twitter to donate their sperm as part of an erotic film titled "Semen Collection 2." She received over 100 bottles in less than 10 days.
Which she then sold on japanese ebay for 2 million yen
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Tyshinia Love Brewster was working as a prison guard when she allegedly had sex with one of the inmates at the facility and became pregnant with his baby.

Brewster was charged with third-degree rape, since inmates cannot legally give consent.
Third degree rape? WTF? there are degrees of rape? Your honor, she was wearing a thong! Aw hell...you can't go to prison for that!
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Amanda Linscott allegedly pulled a gun on a man while the two were having sex in a moving car.

The man punched her in the face, but not before losing control of the vehicle and crashing into a palm tree.
Thats the sequel to the Furious Five next summer
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Fei Lin told law enforcement officials that men, believed to be jealous lovers of women Lin had bedded, broke into his home at night, cut off his penis, and stole it.
Hello, 911? When I went to take a piss this morning......
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A Munich man had to flee to police when a woman he was sleeping with demanded too much sex.

He told officials that he and the woman had sex several times, but when he said he was through for the night, she refused to let him leave and insisted they keep doing it.
First rule of nymphomaniac sex ......cardio

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Jeremie Calo and Tiffanie Lynn Barganier were apprehended while allegedly having sex on a restaurant table in full view of other patrons, including children.

Calo also allegedly refused to pay his $101 bill, writing the restaurant a check that contained only the word "NO."
Insert Louisville basketball joke here
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Fri May 17, 2013 12:15 pm

Am I supposed to be surprised that a guy named "Kai the Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker" killed a guy?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri May 17, 2013 12:17 pm

aTm wrote:Am I supposed to be surprised that a guy named "Kai the Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker" killed a guy?

good point. I didn't see that one coming.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri May 17, 2013 1:09 pm

eCat en fuego today. Good to see on a Friday...
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Post by The Anti k* » Fri May 17, 2013 4:40 pm

A witness told Key West, Fla., Police in April that Elijah Slocumb was masturbating "so hard his whole body was shaking" at a public beach.
I pulled a calf muscle doing that once
Elijah Slocumb ...Perfect name.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Fri May 17, 2013 4:53 pm

I think ecat has been detained.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri May 17, 2013 6:59 pm

actually I just finished a huge project at work (no, not the family fued set) and its like a ton of bricks off my shoulders. I am in a great mood today.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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