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Re: Baseball
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 9:22 am
by hedge
"you want a night off the rock, you get drunk. so drunk that you'll be unable to go out and score a 20-rock later."
A half gallon of Everclear delivered by IV wouldn't keep you from your dread mission (I use that last word deliberately)...
Re: Baseball
Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 3:02 am
by Saint
smoking rock after you're apeshit = instant hangover + rampant paranoia
Re: Baseball
Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 4:22 pm
by hedge
When did that ever stop you?
Re: Baseball
Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 4:42 pm
by Jungle Rat
Re: Baseball
Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 11:49 pm
by hedge
Speaking of crack and pot/kettle/black (esp. the black part), I was watching the Comedy Central roast of Flava Flav the other night and one of the roasters said Flava Flav looked like Idi Amin after a three year crack binge. On the sun. Crispy...
Re: Baseball
Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 11:58 pm
by Jungle Rat
Guessing nobody is laughing now either.
Re: Baseball
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 12:03 am
by hedge
You look like Elijah Wood on a three year crack binge. In Washington Court House....
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Re: Baseball
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 12:05 am
by Jungle Rat
Who Is Elijah Wood?
Re: Baseball
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 12:06 am
by Jungle Rat
Oh I get it. That's the name of your penis. Very clever Hedge.
Re: Baseball
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 12:27 pm
by hedge
Re: Baseball
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 9:34 pm
by Saint
Rat beat up his boyfriend?
Re: Baseball
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 12:04 am
by Jungle Rat
I still have no idea who that is although he looks like a guy I bunked with down at the Justice Center back in 06. Poor kid cried his eyes out the whole night because he was scared and was afraid he was going to be raped. Kid came from money. Found out later why he was crying. He got intruded in intake.
Re: Baseball
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 12:06 am
by Jungle Rat
He now works for Ohio State
Re: Baseball
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 12:32 am
by Owlman
hedge wrote:
Is that true, or a role he's playing? If true, what happened?
Re: Baseball
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 10:23 am
by aTm
Photoshopped
Re: Baseball
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 2:13 pm
by Hizzy III
That's nothing compared to the photo I saw the other day of MacCauley Culkin, and MC's wasn't photoshopped or had anything to do with the Minneapolis Police Department or any other police department. Dude weighs like 80 pounds and looks 51 years old.
Re: Baseball
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 2:36 pm
by Jungle Rat
Taken on the 11th
Re: Baseball
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 2:38 pm
by Bklyn
Wasn't he engaged to Mila Kunis at some point in the past? She hasn't aged in 10 years, maybe she's a succubus.
Re: Baseball
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 2:41 pm
by Jungle Rat
No idea who Mila Kunis even is. Sorry.
Re: Baseball
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 2:45 pm
by Bklyn
Really? I thought you would've known the random, nubile hot-young-actresses out there. Hmph. Somebody will post a picture or name a movie/TV show you may have seen that she stars/voices.