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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Feb 10, 2012 12:09 am

I wish you idiots wouldn't have ran off Augie, he could have set you all straight but no, you had to do it didn't you?

Hope you're happy now assholes

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Feb 10, 2012 3:44 pm

2nd Best Dad Ever

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Fri Feb 10, 2012 4:38 pm

Hmph. He could have left off the bullet in her eye part. Not a good look.

Otherwise, that had to hit (satisfactorially) home to a lot of parents with ungrateful ass children.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by It's me Karen » Fri Feb 10, 2012 4:57 pm

Wow. If only he will really carry out the threats.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Feb 10, 2012 6:37 pm

Bklyn wrote:Hmph. He could have left off the bullet in her eye part. Not a good look.

Otherwise, that had to hit (satisfactorially) home to a lot of parents with ungrateful ass children.
It did. Plus, I only have to shoot an ipod touch so I will save her $5 in bullets

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Dr. Nostron » Sat Feb 11, 2012 10:51 am

Classic

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Hizzy III » Mon Feb 13, 2012 11:59 am

Okay, so I go up to Dallas for the weekend. On the way up, I stop in Buffalo, TX to snack on what are usually top-notch pecan logs. The logs were pretty crappy this time, though (not very sweet). In Dallas, I have dinner with a buddy at what's usually a very good chinese restaurant--hell, they even serve Vietnamese Pho now, which I love--and the whole thing tasted like fast food Timmy Chan's. On the way back, I stop in Ennis, Tx for what's usually some good old fashion Texas sweet tea that ended up tasting like diet Lipton's. Just crappy all around.

Yet, at work this morning, I shrug my shoulders and go downtstairs to the mediocre deli to buy a breakfast taco and it ends up being the best breakfast taco I've had in months.

There must be gremlins in the kitchen.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Mon Feb 13, 2012 12:04 pm

you are the first person I've actually met that admits to eating pecan logs.

I thought that was just a gimmick by Stuckey's to get people to stop at their gas station.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Hizzy III » Mon Feb 13, 2012 12:14 pm

When done right, they're pretty good. It's not something I'd push people to go out of their way to eat or anything, but for something to snack on every so often, the place in Buffalo is (usually) pretty good.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Feb 13, 2012 12:31 pm

You are getting old. You're taste buds are changing again.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Feb 14, 2012 12:58 pm

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Owlman » Fri Feb 17, 2012 1:09 pm

This is called bad luck

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Fri Feb 17, 2012 1:56 pm

"This is called bad luck"

Andrew Luck, what??
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Mon Feb 20, 2012 2:37 am

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Feb 20, 2012 6:29 pm

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Tue Feb 21, 2012 11:40 pm

From the "I Believe The Children Are Our Future" Files:

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crashcourse » Wed Feb 22, 2012 3:23 pm

not really sure hot 25 yo females should be teaching 18 yearolds

love the "I needed help with my homework and went to the teachers house"

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Wed Feb 22, 2012 3:31 pm

hot? matter of taste, I guess.

She wanted to get caught.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by It's me Karen » Wed Feb 22, 2012 6:01 pm

crashcourse wrote:not really sure hot 25 yo females should be teaching 18 yearolds

love the "I needed help with my homework and went to the teachers house"
Especially when she's the gym teacher...

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by 10ac » Wed Feb 22, 2012 6:54 pm

I hope Crash meant horney and not hot.
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