The Goat Pen

which part of kateelife.com didn't you understand?

So, is this love of animals manifesting itself in her being a furry, or is she straight Catherine The Great-ing it?

Bklyn wrote:So, is this love of animals manifesting itself in her being a furry, or is she straight Catherine The Great-ing it?

I don't think its furries, although I'd readily admit I'm out of my area of expertise here. My impression is if you show up with a doberman she is going to want a 3-some.

Catherine the Great, then.

DooKSucks wrote:What is the name of the girl in Auggee's gif?

Mom?

She have the mumps?

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What you don't see is me behind the black haired girl banging her in the ass. Apparently she came to early.

I have finally found a reason to like having a tablet.

I load an SD card up with porn - its perfect. The Android player will play any format. You can get an 8gb SD card for about $16, and it will hold about 4 hours of porn, more if you use FLV or MP4 file formats.

For the bedroom, road trips, for the camper. I have this little cheapass with a 7" screen I paid like $60 for and while it sucks at most stuff, it rocks at playing porn.

LMAO at "the camper".

I can see the news story now:

"Local man was ticketed for and I quote "vigorously masturbating while watching porn on his tablet" complained one witness.

"There was a lot of grunting and cursing come from the camper. It looked like the camper was going to tip over at some point." said Mary, 45, of Covingtion. "My kids asked me if he was wrestling a bear or had been stung by a bee on why he was grunting and cursing so much. It was just......troubling".

Upon arrival, Police were able to see the man, Ecat 43ish, pleasuring himself loudly, apparently unaware that a crowd had began lingering around the camp site. He was cited with disturbance of the peace and advised to keep the noise level down during his private times. His wife and kids would not comment on the story.

The worst would be in the bathroom stall at work with the headphones on, but then an errant stroke jerks the headphone jack out of the taplet and the bathroom is filled with porn audio while eCat, caught in that unenviable space betwixt orgasm and horror, furiously tries to complete the transaction while simultaneously getting the jack back into the taplet while his embarrassed coworkers try to shuffle out as quickly as possible...

we need to write a movie script with that scene in it

Having the device fall into the toilet during the mayhem would be a nice added touch...

sardis wrote:Having the device fall into the toilet during the mayhem would be a nice added touch...

it needs top be some crazy sex too with midgets , thai tranny's and furries , and when it hits the water you can still hear it all garbled

so I literally type out a letter describing the bathroom masturbation scene and sent it to Judd Apatow. Who knows if he'll actually ever see it.

eCat wrote:so I literally type out a letter describing the bathroom masturbation scene and sent it to Judd Apatow. Who knows if he'll actually ever see it.

the true price of being famous. Receiving e-mails from anonymous freaks detailing office restroom masturbation and shit jokes on the off hope that their sick fantasy will pop up in a movie.

AugustWest wrote:

eCat wrote:so I literally type out a letter describing the bathroom masturbation scene and sent it to Judd Apatow. Who knows if he'll actually ever see it.

the true price of being famous. Receiving e-mails from anonymous freaks detailing office restroom masturbation and shit jokes on the off hope that their sick fantasy will pop up in a movie.

yea I kinda mentioned that in the letter - "I can only assume you get dozens of these stupid letters every day"

eCat wrote:so I literally type out a letter describing the bathroom masturbation scene and sent it to Judd Apatow. Who knows if he'll actually ever see it.

Make sure I get a co-writing credit. I'll even throw in my contribution to The Lark...

hedge wrote:

eCat wrote:so I literally type out a letter describing the bathroom masturbation scene and sent it to Judd Apatow. Who knows if he'll actually ever see it.

Make sure I get a co-writing credit. I'll even throw in my contribution to The Lark...

well, not that I think its going anywhere, but I didn't take credit. Without going into details because I figured I had about 10 seconds at best for whoever is reading it, I said a group of friends of mine make each other laugh and we had a funny story about watching porn on tablets (which I later changed to a smartphone)

so I left the door open for some kind of credit should I actually hear back. I suspect there will be no hearing back as AW aptly pointed out.