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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Mon Apr 29, 2013 1:24 pm

Telep blogs on entitlement culture of today's elite HS players. Of course, Telep and his employer, ESPN, are a big part of that sense of entitlement. Still, it kind of makes you wonder how much fun next year is going to be in Lexington.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Apr 29, 2013 1:26 pm

We always stop in Columbia for the night on our way to HHI. Fun town.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Mon Apr 29, 2013 1:39 pm

Now, granted, there are still plenty of good guys. Players like Marcus Smart and Jabari Parker care about winning, play a team game and respect those around them. There’s no stress in watching them perform because you know they are driven by the right motivations and respect the game’s principles on and off the court.

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This is such absolute blew devil* propaganda bullshit! Yes, Marcus Smart decided to return to school for his sophomore season at Oklahoma State, eschewing guaranteed millions next years. But what the hell does that have to do with the latest dookie that ESPN will hype to the hilt? How do they know he's not going to be one-and-done, like Luol Deng and Kyrie Irving? Why does going to dook* instead of say, Carolina or Kentucky, means he values winning and team play more than other players? Marvin Williams was one-and-done and has a National Championship ring. Calipari can claim a trio of freshmen who gelled and took home the title. And they wonder why everyone hates those SOB's.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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The Anti k* wrote:
Now, granted, there are still plenty of good guys. Players like Marcus Smart and Jabari Parker care about winning, play a team game and respect those around them. There’s no stress in watching them perform because you know they are driven by the right motivations and respect the game’s principles on and off the court.

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This is such absolute blew devil* propaganda bullshit! Yes, Marcus Smart decided to return to school for his sophomore season at Oklahoma State, eschewing guaranteed millions next years. But what the hell does that have to do with the latest dookie that ESPN will hype to the hilt? How do they know he's not going to be one-and-done, like Luol Deng and Kyrie Irving? Why does going to dook* instead of say, Carolina or Kentucky, means he values winning and team play more than other players? Marvin Williams was one-and-done and has a National Championship ring. Calipari can claim a trio of freshmen who gelled and took home the title. And they wonder why everyone hates those SOB's.

Of course he didn't say shit about Austin Rivers did he?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Mon Apr 29, 2013 2:02 pm

yes, ultimately it comes down to whether or not they can win, not if they're assholes or not

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Post by The Anti k* » Mon Apr 29, 2013 2:11 pm

Good point on Rivers, e. I'd forgotten all about that selfish prick. I bet the Hornets/Pelicans wish they had, too.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Apr 29, 2013 2:28 pm

last time I checked, we weren't trying to recruit slow dumb white boys

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Mon Apr 29, 2013 2:39 pm

Well, e, Ashley Judd is getting on up there in age. Y'all need someone to compete with Brooklyn Decker.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Mon Apr 29, 2013 2:40 pm

Except Taylor Swift could haunt a house...Nevermind.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Apr 29, 2013 2:53 pm

eCat wrote:last time I checked, we weren't trying to recruit slow dumb white boys

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Ashely isn't getting any younger.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Apr 29, 2013 2:54 pm

dammit anti

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Apr 29, 2013 2:54 pm

what I know about Taylor Swift you could fit on the head of a pin.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Mon Apr 29, 2013 4:18 pm

Telep was hyping Jabari Parker because he's good and his Mormon roots keep him grounded so he doesn't nut up like the rest of these jackasses. The Duke thing is ancillary.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Mon Apr 29, 2013 4:34 pm

Damn you sonny parker!
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Apr 29, 2013 4:42 pm

You Mormons crack me uo

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Mon Apr 29, 2013 4:49 pm

Telep's a MoMo?

I'd still eat Ashley Judd's ass before I fucked Taylor Swift

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Apr 29, 2013 4:50 pm

A little tossed salad before the main course?
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Mon Apr 29, 2013 4:52 pm

I'd eat her out

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Mon Apr 29, 2013 5:01 pm

Can't stand Taylor Swift and Ashley has fallen off big, of late, but if I could do them both at the same time I'd get over my issues.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by sardis » Mon Apr 29, 2013 5:07 pm

I could see where an Eastern North Carolinian would feel right at home in Columbia...

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