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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 1:13 pm
by eCat
I'd say it would take awhile to get past something like that....especially the next time she wants to go on vacation with Lisa.
Sounds like Lisa is the common denominator in this shit storm.
I suspect your MIF knows that all too well hence her overreaction to getting caught with your hand in the nookie jar.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 1:16 pm
by sardis
I'm pretty sure I'm in the majority here that believes hedge should sleep with MIF's friend if he wants to claim victory...
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 1:24 pm
by BigRedMan
ATM - I am just going on the assumption that the sea captain and Hedge weren't giving her the proper dickin needed. My mistake.
Carry on.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 1:27 pm
by DooKSucks
Saint wrote:Hedge's 18 yo lolitaughter just sashayed across the newsroom in full jiggle...
Picture or it didn't happen...
Also, I need you assholes to go to your private messaging function and adjust the settings so that you will accept incoming messages.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 1:28 pm
by DooKSucks
hedge wrote:She actually hooked up with some dude in Key West (she went down there with Lisa awhile back). I think she suspected me of taking drugs (I probably was, can't recall), so to her that was justification for fucking some dude on a yacht. Then when she told me and I didn't get pissed, she got mad at me for that...
What does Lisa look like? We need pictures of both.
That MIF is a fine looking woman...
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 1:31 pm
by DooKSucks
eCat wrote:gotta love Pack Pride - they are dogging UNC at every turn.
Looks like UNC accreditation is going to be reviewed for the AFAM program by SACS which is apparently a big deal. Perhaps even bigger than any NCAA probation. UNC may have stepped in it when they pushed the focus away from athletics and said it was not just athletes but a mix of all students who were taking these fake classes.
Yeah. I am waiting on the Death Penalty from the NCAA they have predicted. SACS won't be removing our accreditation. If Auburn kept their accreditation when they went through all of that shit with Lowder, we sure as heck will too.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 1:35 pm
by DooKSucks
Also, I had to break up with the Korean chick. The crazy and neediness was too much for me to handle. Her screaming at me in the local IGA and shoving the cart into me because I didn't hear her say that she was ready to go was the last straw. She told me she would love to put a bullet in my head when I ended things. I kept the dahcshund though...
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 1:40 pm
by AugustWest
DooKSucks wrote:eCat wrote:gotta love Pack Pride - they are dogging UNC at every turn.
Looks like UNC accreditation is going to be reviewed for the AFAM program by SACS which is apparently a big deal. Perhaps even bigger than any NCAA probation. UNC may have stepped in it when they pushed the focus away from athletics and said it was not just athletes but a mix of all students who were taking these fake classes.
Yeah. I am waiting on the Death Penalty from the NCAA they have predicted. SACS won't be removing our accreditation. If Auburn kept their accreditation when they went through all of that shit with Lowder, we sure as heck will too.
Who predicted the death penalty?
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 1:46 pm
by eCat
DooKSucks wrote:Also, I had to break up with the Korean chick. The crazy and neediness was too much for me to handle. Her screaming at me in the local IGA and shoving the cart into me because I didn't hear her say that she was ready to go was the last straw. She told me she would love to put a bullet in my head when I ended things. I kept the dahcshund though...
well ya, who is going to leave a dog with a korean chick?
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:22 pm
by Jungle Rat
heh
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:23 pm
by Jungle Rat
sardis wrote:I'm pretty sure I'm in the majority here that believes hedge should sleep with MIF's friend if he wants to claim victory...
He won't. He likes being walked on.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:24 pm
by crashcourse
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:30 pm
by Jungle Rat
To quote the great Reds fan Charlie Sheen,
“I don’t pay them for sex. I pay them to leave.”
Words to live by.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:47 pm
by AlabamAlum
So, hedge is a cuckold? And he submissively takes a stern scolding for daring to touch the flesh of one who is not his mistress? Further, the daughter of Hedge's mistress laughingly echoes what a bad puppy he is as she joins her mother (hedge's Domina) in the lashing?
That, gentleman, is some shocking shit.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 3:19 pm
by aTm
It's not all THAT shocking...
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 3:33 pm
by Jungle Rat
AlabamAlum wrote:So, hedge is a cuckold? And he submissively takes a stern scolding for daring to touch the flesh of one who is not his mistress? Further, the daughter of Hedge's mistress laughingly echoes what a bad puppy he is as she joins her mother (hedge's Domina) in the lashing?
That, gentleman, is some shocking shit.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 3:43 pm
by AlabamAlum
Good point, aTm. I don't know why I'm so shocked. And it makes sense now. The drugs? An obvious attempt to soothe the pain of emasculation.
As soon as Hedge's Domina undoes his ballgag and allows him outta his crate to toilet, maybe he will regale us with tales of his life as a cuckolded gimp.
Also, hedge is a cuckold. Cuckold.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 3:55 pm
by Saint
Lisa is hot, hotter than the MIF. Her daughter is even hotter and she preceded Hedge's Lolitaughter as the newsroom intern/jiggler.
Sadly, they're going to use some saggy old cow as the newsroom intern after 6 straight years of 16-18 year old hotties.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 4:47 pm
by Jungle Rat
I'm hoping AA is posting from some remote island.
This conversation needs to stop until pictures of the MIF & the MIF's D are presented as evidence.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 4:49 pm
by Owlman
I really agree with Hedge on this one. If she doesn't like him using drugs, leave him (or ask him to leave). It's not an excuse for her to dick a stranger.