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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:04 am
by hedge
Stu was lead (yea, skippingly), down the primrose path. He still skips to this day, but now it's to the tune of the lash...

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:15 am
by DooKSucks
She can't be any worse than my sister is with CameronCrazy. He is so henpicked that it is amazing.

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:16 am
by Cletus
Sounds like your sister is a cunt.

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:21 am
by eCat
dick cheney picks his spots

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 12:56 pm
by crashcourse
too many suicides Im aware of most involving my kids friends

my aunt who just turned 40 (was 5 years younger then me she was the cool one) swore that she could not face life after 40 losing her looks etc--bought a house with attached garage--taped all the vents and started her car in the garage and was found lying on her couch. daugheter's Best friend for a year did it by the same way after he broke up with my daugheter roomate two years ago--did the car in the garage thing. earl--one of my sons best friends blew his head off with one of those High powered 60 cal bullets in his bedroom--fucker made quit the mess--that was about 8 years ago

today by coincidence our ch surgical nurse actually quite the hottie is at her brother funeral--blew his head off on a hunting trip he told his wife but it was self inflicted--he left sucide notes to the wife his three young kids his parents and karen his only sister.

so no Im not surprised at the number of suicides --it think its the 8th most poplular way to die

scared the shit out of me --I worry that 2/3 of my kids have that potential but the one I was especially worried about seems to be in a much better place. watch out for that phrase the world is better off without me though

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 2:54 pm
by Saint
crashcourse wrote:watch out for that phrase the world is better off without me though
that will come to fruition in due time anyway.

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 4:54 pm
by hedge
"swore that she could not face life after 40 losing her looks etc--bought a house with attached garage--taped all the vents and started her car in the garage and was found lying on her couch."

Why would you buy a house if that's what you had in mind?

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 9:54 pm
by Saint
hedge wrote:"swore that she could not face life after 40 losing her looks etc--bought a house with attached garage--taped all the vents and started her car in the garage and was found lying on her couch."

Why would you buy a house if that's what you had in mind?

that and there was still somebody, probably a lot of people who would still fuck her. maybe not be the Prince Charming she thought she would have her whole life but for just about any woman under 60, there's at least one man who appreciates the pussy.

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 10:34 pm
by Bklyn
Sorry to say, but if you begin to lose your looks after 40, you must be from the South. Up in my part of town, if you have a couple pennies in your pocket, you don't start really showing the wear and tear until you are pushing 50...and that's for white people (if you're black, unless you get fat, and have some financial breathing room you crush the numbers).

Like Jack Donaghy said, rich 50 is middle class 38.

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:22 am
by eCat
I can see women in their late 40's going into 50's deciding its time for a vagina replacement

http://www.bbc.com/news/health-26885335

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:40 am
by hedge
Is Brook suggesting that women in the south are all poor and have no access nor inclination to use plastic surgeons? Shameful regionalism...

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:54 am
by Jungle Rat
I think he's going more with sun damage. To the skin & brain.

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 8:19 am
by hedge
Women of a certain class of the generation previous to my mother's were very careful to stay out of the sun. Tanned skin was associated with outdoor work, particularly field work. They sat indoors all day and played bridge and drank tea (or vodka). I remember old Mrs Woodard, her skin was white as Casper the ghost. Always wore a big ass hat and gloves. She lived to be about 90, though. Looked pretty good for her age...

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 8:41 am
by eCat
smoking

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 9:39 am
by crashcourse
my aunt had to be very vain didnt want to become an old lady. considered hot--she was married 3 times two to black guys that my grandma and grandpa never knew--nor my dad. my wife and I would hang out with her and her hubby 2 and 3 some disco dance joint huge oin the west side of indy when we came to town--cant remeber the name but it was huge. anyway she divorced--by then her two kids my cousins were long gone when she bought that house--never really knew why she did that--note implied she wanted to be thought of as succesful. I can remeber her babysitting us when she was 18 ish and I was maybe 11 or 12 --saying she had no desire to live past 40 and look like an old woman.

if she would have known how hideous she looked in that casket after carbonmonoxiding herself she probalby wouldnt have did it

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 11:26 am
by DooKSucks
hedge wrote:Women of a certain class of the generation previous to my mother's were very careful to stay out of the sun. Tanned skin was associated with outdoor work, particularly field work. They sat indoors all day and played bridge and drank tea (or vodka). I remember old Mrs Woodard, her skin was white as Casper the ghost. Always wore a big ass hat and gloves. She lived to be about 90, though. Looked pretty good for her age...
Everyone from the Woodard clan in Wilson is a pale assed ginger.

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 12:09 pm
by Saint
Hardly

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2014 11:28 am
by Bklyn
Yeah...i was referencing sun, smoking and high fried diets in my stereotyping.

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2014 2:28 pm
by eCat
that BLM thing in Nevada is an interesting situation.

There alot going on behind the scenes that came to light....just before the BLM decided to stop the operation citing public safety concerns

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2014 2:50 pm
by Jungle Rat
Bklyn wrote:Yeah...i was referencing sun, smoking and high fried diets in my stereotyping.
I got your back homie.