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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 3:50 pm
by eCat
hedge wrote:I got in trouble with the MIF (and the youngun) last night, we had gone out to a bar (same damn bar every time, there's only 2 or 3 in this town) on Sat. night, same old crowd (me, the MIF and her only friend Lisa, who is single) plus some out of town folks including my brother and some of his friends who were in town for some high school hall of fame awards banquet (Stu refused to get me a ticket). Anyway, as these things always go, we got fairly drunk, the MIF was in the other room dancing with my brother and one of his friends, but you can see right in there, it's not like a completely separate room (basically the dining area with the tables moved) and I'm sitting there with Lisa and another friend, evidently I put my hand on Lisa's leg, I don't really recall but obviously I wasn't trying to hide anything, this place is wide open, and anyway, the MIF is over there dirty dancing in my and everybody else's full view. Anyway, the MIF kinda said something about it, either that night or the next morning, I can't remember, but she really didn't make any big deal about it and actually seemed to kinda be kidding me about it. But last night she just unloads on me in a fury, acting like she's furious at Lisa too for "letting me" put my hand on her leg, although of course now it's gone from "leg" to "upper inner thigh", and when I finally said "So you're basically accusing me of fingering Lisa in public view right in front of you?" she said "That's basically what you were doing!" I'm about tired of this bullshit...
alcohol, single friend, MIF dancing with someone else
you're old enough to know how that was gonna turn out. You just didn't fall off the pool boy.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 3:55 pm
by Bklyn
Here I was thinking my wife was crazy...
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 3:57 pm
by Saint
it would be different if you didn't sneak back over to Lisa's to eat her out later...
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 3:57 pm
by Saint
is that Lisa who is Kristin's mom?
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 3:58 pm
by Bklyn
Saint wrote:it would be different if you didn't sneak back over to Lisa's to eat her out later...
Well, there is that.
See, I thought he was going to tell a story about Lisa getting plowed in the restroom by one of your brother's friends and the MIF asking you why you aren't passionate like that anymore.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 4:20 pm
by hedge
If that had happened, she would have. She's in some kind of perpetual dissatisfied phase now, always aggrieved about something. She's an aggrieved party...
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 4:24 pm
by hedge
She actually hooked up with some dude in Key West (she went down there with Lisa awhile back). I think she suspected me of taking drugs (I probably was, can't recall), so to her that was justification for fucking some dude on a yacht. Then when she told me and I didn't get pissed, she got mad at me for that...
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 4:29 pm
by Jungle Rat
I see Nancy Grace covering her trial.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 4:31 pm
by aTm
You should stop pissing her off so much.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 6:11 pm
by Dave23
He was just released...a free man. No further info than that yet...
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 8:23 pm
by T Dot O Dot
hedge wrote:She actually hooked up with some dude in Key West (she went down there with Lisa awhile back). I think she suspected me of taking drugs (I probably was, can't recall), so to her that was justification for fucking some dude on a yacht. Then when she told me and I didn't get pissed, she got mad at me for that...
whut?
I'm confused, are you two just dating?
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 8:25 pm
by Jungle Rat
Like any woman would marry him.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 9:30 pm
by Bklyn
T Dot O Dot wrote:hedge wrote:She actually hooked up with some dude in Key West (she went down there with Lisa awhile back). I think she suspected me of taking drugs (I probably was, can't recall), so to her that was justification for fucking some dude on a yacht. Then when she told me and I didn't get pissed, she got mad at me for that...
whut?
I'm confused, are you two just dating?
That's why she's the MIF & not the WIF.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 9:31 pm
by Jungle Rat
Soon to be CBIF.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 9:42 pm
by AugustWest
more like CBIUTF,
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 10:13 pm
by aTm
Sounds like she fucked the dude cuz he has a yacht. I doubt your drug use was a factor.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 10:28 pm
by T Dot O Dot
okay
so MIF is Mother I F***, just a mother though, not the mother of your children.... and they dont live with you but they're over a lot?
Obviously not the WIF.. which would be Wife I F***
With an unstable personality which makes her potentially become the CBIF? Crazy B**tch I F***?
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 11:58 pm
by Saint
he lives with them in their big cushy house. Hedge really shouldn't be complaining too much since all he really has to pay is putting up with her craziness and giving her some cock 2-3 times a week.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 6:19 am
by Owlman
Saint wrote:he lives with them in their big cushy house. Hedge really shouldn't be complaining too much since all he really has to pay is putting up with her craziness and giving her some cock 2-3 times a week.
Okay, that's the missing piece.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 7:36 am
by Bklyn
Saint wrote:he lives with them in their big cushy house.
Yeah, but does it have WiFi in the upstairs shitter?
Hedge has room to complain!