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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by BigRedMan » Mon Feb 06, 2012 2:52 pm

Have them fix it but you ask them to throw in like a 3 year extended warranty on it or something like that.
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Feb 06, 2012 2:57 pm

Hoss speaks!
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Mon Feb 06, 2012 3:05 pm

I ain't taking shit back, they can come get it.

I not sure its worth the hassle of me showing my ass, especially when my heart really isn't in it.

I already had to get in the face of some emo kid at Best Buy last week.

Continually doing that can't be healthy
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Feb 06, 2012 3:10 pm

First, get your wife to do it. Second, please elaborate on getting into the face of the emo kid...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Feb 06, 2012 3:22 pm

Where the fuck is Auggie when we need him? Is there a porn convention in Vegas this week or something?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Mon Feb 06, 2012 3:26 pm

believe it or not its rare for me to lose my cool with anyone. The last time I unloaded on someone was years ago and that was on the phone to a credit card company that fucked up my credit and lied to me about it.

the story isn't worth telling really - this kid thought that if an item was on clearance then I shouldn't be upset that I got a display model in a box missing all the parts that made it non-functional.

somewhere in the midst of my 3rd trip back to the store I explained to him the difference between clearance and "as is" , fuck that noise and him not being smart enough to poor piss out of a warm boot.

I was so mad I was dizzy afterwards

I did notice something in a kind of a floating above my dead body surreal moment. In the middle of me showing my ass tirade I was also thinking at the same time..wow, nobody fucks with you when you are crazy and may just punch them in the face. That little shit just stood there and took my abuse with fear in the one eye he had that wasn't covered with black hair.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by sardis » Mon Feb 06, 2012 3:36 pm

"I told you not to go there! I told you not to go there!"
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Feb 06, 2012 3:44 pm

Even Stu can't write a better story about a fridge.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Feb 06, 2012 4:10 pm

Stu is rapidly approaching a Hoss-like level of girth, however...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Mon Feb 06, 2012 5:14 pm

cuckoo
Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by 10ac » Mon Feb 06, 2012 7:50 pm

Loren?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Tue Feb 07, 2012 11:04 am

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by 10ac » Tue Feb 07, 2012 11:24 am

Caught: http://blog.al.com/spotnews/2012/02/post_729.html
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Dr. Nostron » Tue Feb 07, 2012 5:09 pm

I love the "This is awkward" last line of that - lmao
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Tue Feb 07, 2012 5:25 pm

I just hope it wasn't the victim who wrote it.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Dr. Nostron » Tue Feb 07, 2012 5:30 pm

Didnt even consider that - all the more awkward
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Dr. Nostron » Tue Feb 07, 2012 5:30 pm

Anybody seen Red Tails?

My son wanted to see it - it was better than I thought it would be.

Bubbles and Michael from the Wire had supporting roles.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by It's me Karen » Tue Feb 07, 2012 5:31 pm

Is that FB page really true?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Tue Feb 07, 2012 5:34 pm

1. Karen - Yes, it's true.

2. Doc - Didn't see it...just had a conversation with my wife this past weekend that I would try to see it. I am impressed by George Lucas' effort to get the movie made. I want to give my money.

I heard it was okay, not earth shaking, but good.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Dr. Nostron » Tue Feb 07, 2012 5:46 pm

Bklyn wrote:1. Karen - Yes, it's true.

2. Doc - Didn't see it...just had a conversation with my wife this past weekend that I would try to see it. I am impressed by George Lucas' effort to get the movie made. I want to give my money.

I heard it was okay, not earth shaking, but good.

I agree with that review.
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