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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2014 6:44 pm
by AlabamAlum
Exactly. And if you have the right rap going for you, getting women to bed isn't that big of a chore. Clinton has that, no doubt. I guess you can call it charisma if you're looking for a word.

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 11:19 am
by Cletus
The joy on this guy's face as he learns that his theory of cosmic inflation has been proven true is awesome. I can watch this over and over.

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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 12:05 pm
by innocentbystander
Bklyn wrote:Bill Clinton would have been knocking off tons of pussy if he never was elected to a thing.

He's good at politics because he loves pussy so much. He applied the skills honed in his love of seduction to the electorate.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1172776/posts
Nina wrote:I would be happy to give him a blowjob just to thank him for keeping abortion legal. I think American women should be lining up with their presidential kneepads on to show their gratitude for keeping the theocracy off our backs.
Come on guys, I don't mean to get all Archie Bunker here but enough is enough with this Women's Suffrage shit. Can we please repeal the 19th Amendment? Please? God created women to be our helpmeets and to make babies, not to cast votes that affect all our lives for all our collective detriment.

Why can't all women be like Sunshine Mary?

http://sunshinemaryandthedragon.wordpre ... -cartoons/

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 12:13 pm
by hedge
"Why can't all women be like Sunshine Mary?"

Why can't you be more like John F. Kennedy?

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 12:21 pm
by innocentbystander
hedge wrote:"Why can't all women be like Sunshine Mary?"

Why can't you be more like John F. Kennedy?
Which part? The part that graduated Cum Laude from Harvard, the part that saved his PT Boat crew in WWII, the part that was elected President, or the part that committed adultry with Norma Jean (and well all the rest of them?)

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 12:49 pm
by hedge
The part that got assassinated...

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 1:27 pm
by Jungle Rat
BAM!!

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 1:32 pm
by Owlman
hedge wrote:The part that got assassinated...
I don't know if you should get credit for this. He fell right into it. It was too easy.

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 1:34 pm
by Owlman
Any woman happy to give a blowjob gets a plus in my book.

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 1:55 pm
by innocentbystander
Owlman wrote:
hedge wrote:The part that got assassinated...
I don't know if you should get credit for this. He fell right into it. It was too easy.
I knew what he was saying. I just wanted hear him to say it (something I would never say to any of you because it isn't funny.)

For the record hedge, now is not a good time to tease me about that. I got some terrible news last night. I couldn't believe it until I read the obituary.

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 2:08 pm
by Jungle Rat
Sure ya knew. Just like he knew you got bad news last night.

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 2:13 pm
by innocentbystander
Jungle Rat wrote:Sure ya knew. Just like he knew you got bad news last night.
No he didn't know. So I am not laying into him (or anyone) right now.

Now you guys know.

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 7:18 pm
by Bklyn
Cletus wrote:The joy on this guy's face as he learns that his theory of cosmic inflation has been proven true is awesome. I can watch this over and over.
The wife's was awesome too. I watched the thing twice.

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 7:22 pm
by Bklyn
innocentbystander wrote:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1172776/posts
Nina wrote:I would be happy to give him a blowjob just to thank him for keeping abortion legal. I think American women should be lining up with their presidential kneepads on to show their gratitude for keeping the theocracy off our backs.
She's held up well over the years, particularly at age 50. Maybe she found the secret to youth. Don't knock her tactics until you try it...maybe it'll help reverse the effects of your aging.

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 3:47 pm
by Jungle Rat

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 6:11 pm
by DooKSucks
innocentbystander wrote:
Jungle Rat wrote:Sure ya knew. Just like he knew you got bad news last night.
No he didn't know. So I am not laying into him (or anyone) right now.

Now you guys know.
You found out your lover died of AIDS?

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 6:25 pm
by innocentbystander
DooKSucks wrote:
innocentbystander wrote:
Jungle Rat wrote:Sure ya knew. Just like he knew you got bad news last night.
No he didn't know. So I am not laying into him (or anyone) right now.

Now you guys know.
You found out your lover died of AIDS?
No DS.

A friend of mine (who I hadn't heard from in a while) died of cancer. He was 44. I guess the reason why I hadn't heard from him in a while is because he probably didn't want to talk about the cancer.

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:35 pm
by hedge
Yeah, I'm sure that's what it was...

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 9:22 am
by DooKSucks
Which would you rather have: dying alone in agony or laying there peacefully with IB talking to you?

I think we know which one is preferred...

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 9:29 am
by hedge
DS bringing his tourny game...