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Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Mar 14, 2014 6:44 pm

Exactly. And if you have the right rap going for you, getting women to bed isn't that big of a chore. Clinton has that, no doubt. I guess you can call it charisma if you're looking for a word.
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Post by Cletus » Tue Mar 18, 2014 11:19 am

The joy on this guy's face as he learns that his theory of cosmic inflation has been proven true is awesome. I can watch this over and over.

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Post by innocentbystander » Tue Mar 18, 2014 12:05 pm

Bklyn wrote:Bill Clinton would have been knocking off tons of pussy if he never was elected to a thing.

He's good at politics because he loves pussy so much. He applied the skills honed in his love of seduction to the electorate.
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Post by hedge » Tue Mar 18, 2014 12:13 pm

"Why can't all women be like Sunshine Mary?"

Why can't you be more like John F. Kennedy?
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Post by innocentbystander » Tue Mar 18, 2014 12:21 pm

hedge wrote:"Why can't all women be like Sunshine Mary?"

Why can't you be more like John F. Kennedy?
Which part? The part that graduated Cum Laude from Harvard, the part that saved his PT Boat crew in WWII, the part that was elected President, or the part that committed adultry with Norma Jean (and well all the rest of them?)
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Post by hedge » Tue Mar 18, 2014 12:49 pm

The part that got assassinated...
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Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Mar 18, 2014 1:27 pm

BAM!!
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Post by Owlman » Tue Mar 18, 2014 1:32 pm

hedge wrote:The part that got assassinated...
I don't know if you should get credit for this. He fell right into it. It was too easy.
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Post by Owlman » Tue Mar 18, 2014 1:34 pm

Any woman happy to give a blowjob gets a plus in my book.
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Post by innocentbystander » Tue Mar 18, 2014 1:55 pm

Owlman wrote:
hedge wrote:The part that got assassinated...
I don't know if you should get credit for this. He fell right into it. It was too easy.
I knew what he was saying. I just wanted hear him to say it (something I would never say to any of you because it isn't funny.)

For the record hedge, now is not a good time to tease me about that. I got some terrible news last night. I couldn't believe it until I read the obituary.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Mar 18, 2014 2:08 pm

Sure ya knew. Just like he knew you got bad news last night.
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Post by innocentbystander » Tue Mar 18, 2014 2:13 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:Sure ya knew. Just like he knew you got bad news last night.
No he didn't know. So I am not laying into him (or anyone) right now.

Now you guys know.
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Post by Bklyn » Tue Mar 18, 2014 7:18 pm

Cletus wrote:The joy on this guy's face as he learns that his theory of cosmic inflation has been proven true is awesome. I can watch this over and over.
The wife's was awesome too. I watched the thing twice.
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Post by Bklyn » Tue Mar 18, 2014 7:22 pm

innocentbystander wrote:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1172776/posts
Nina wrote:I would be happy to give him a blowjob just to thank him for keeping abortion legal. I think American women should be lining up with their presidential kneepads on to show their gratitude for keeping the theocracy off our backs.
She's held up well over the years, particularly at age 50. Maybe she found the secret to youth. Don't knock her tactics until you try it...maybe it'll help reverse the effects of your aging.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Mar 19, 2014 3:47 pm

Damn you aTm!

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Post by DooKSucks » Thu Mar 20, 2014 6:11 pm

innocentbystander wrote:
Jungle Rat wrote:Sure ya knew. Just like he knew you got bad news last night.
No he didn't know. So I am not laying into him (or anyone) right now.

Now you guys know.
You found out your lover died of AIDS?
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Post by innocentbystander » Thu Mar 20, 2014 6:25 pm

DooKSucks wrote:
innocentbystander wrote:
Jungle Rat wrote:Sure ya knew. Just like he knew you got bad news last night.
No he didn't know. So I am not laying into him (or anyone) right now.

Now you guys know.
You found out your lover died of AIDS?
No DS.

A friend of mine (who I hadn't heard from in a while) died of cancer. He was 44. I guess the reason why I hadn't heard from him in a while is because he probably didn't want to talk about the cancer.
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Post by hedge » Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:35 pm

Yeah, I'm sure that's what it was...
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by DooKSucks » Fri Mar 21, 2014 9:22 am

Which would you rather have: dying alone in agony or laying there peacefully with IB talking to you?

I think we know which one is preferred...
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by hedge » Fri Mar 21, 2014 9:29 am

DS bringing his tourny game...
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