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Re: College Football

Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2020 7:48 pm
by bluetick
Did i mention that it was a Smarty Jones lock..

Re: College Football

Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2020 8:02 pm
by Dave23
Never bet on Pruitt...

Re: College Football

Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2020 3:48 am
by sardis
College football is a joke anymore. No defense whatsoever. It’s like when my kid played flag football.

Re: College Football

Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2020 11:59 am
by hedge
Also like your life...

Re: College Football

Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2020 12:33 pm
by Jungle Rat
Flag football. Were you afraid he would get butthurt?

Re: College Football

Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2020 3:21 pm
by DooKSucks
Fuente bitched about having players out due to injury and covid, never mind the fact that Carolina lost a starting safety due to academics (Wofolk) and had three current starters out yesterday Storm Duck (that’s his actual name and he is a very good starting corner), Ray Vohasek (our best DL so far), Ja’Qurious Conley (starting safety).

VT has “15 players out” but only three were starters, and most aren’t on their two deep.

Excluding the final drive when Carolina ate up the clock and took a knee, Carolina scored touchdowns on eight of eleven possessions, and of the three none-touch down possessions, the Heels dropped passes on third down.

Re: College Football

Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2020 8:23 pm
by Jungle Rat
Who the fuck are you talking to? Nobody cares about Carolina football.

Re: College Football

Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2020 11:44 pm
by 10ac
The Vikings owner should buy his Idiot coach a ticket on SWA and say see ya.

Re: College Football

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2020 8:28 am
by hedge
Jungle Rat wrote: Sun Oct 11, 2020 8:23 pm Who the fuck are you talking to? Nobody cares about Carolina football.
We're #5 in the country, motherfucker!!

Re: College Football

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2020 1:58 pm
by DooKSucks
Carolina at FSU the national Saturday night ABC game this week, but it's not like anyone will be watching anything other than UGa at Bama...

The wife is going to be thrilled to see the 55" and 65" playing in the den Saturday night.

Re: College Football

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2020 2:12 pm
by sardis
Much better than the 3” see usually sees on a typical Saturday night.

Re: College Football

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2020 2:27 pm
by DooKSucks
It's three inches...wide...

Re: College Football

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2020 3:03 pm
by Dr. Nostron
Thank God the Noles are on opposite Bama/UGA - not many people will watch the Heels stomp a mudhole in them

Re: College Football

Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2020 12:20 am
by DooKSucks
Dr. Nostron wrote: Mon Oct 12, 2020 3:03 pm Thank God the Noles are on opposite Bama/UGA - not many people will watch the Heels stomp a mudhole in them
Horseshit.

Have you seen our patchwork defense? We're missing our best defensive lineman, two starting safeties, a starting cornerback and three other members of the secondary -- who would have had significant playing time -- are out for the year.

Our offensive line is iffy at best.

This team hasn't played the type of elite athletes FSU fields on both sides of the ball, and the team hasn't faced a true road test with actual fans in attendance.

I'm as worried as a proprietor of a buffet gets when people like you, BRM and me show up to eat.

Re: College Football

Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2020 12:22 am
by DooKSucks
Dr. Nostron wrote: Mon Oct 12, 2020 3:03 pm Thank God the Noles are on opposite Bama/UGA - not many people will watch the Heels stomp a mudhole in them
Horseshit.

Have you seen our patchwork defense? We're missing our best defensive lineman, one of our best defensive tackles, two starting safeties, a starting cornerback and three other members of the secondary -- who would have had significant playing time -- are out for the year.

That defensive tackle I mentioned? He's a true freshman. If one of your best defensive tackles is a true freshman, you have serious fucking issues.

Our offensive line is iffy at best.

This team hasn't played the type of elite athletes FSU fields on both sides of the ball, and the team hasn't faced a true road test with actual fans in attendance.

I'm as worried as a proprietor of a buffet gets when people like you, BRM and me show up to eat.

Re: College Football

Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2020 8:21 am
by hedge
Mighty proud of that post, aren't you?

Re: College Football

Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2020 8:33 am
by DooKSucks
So nice I posted twice...

I've got a six month old who I adore to the point that it almost sickens me in a way because I never thought there would be a living being that makes me want to not do a single thing other than spend time with her. So, I'm a bit sleep deprived.

In turn, she hates to sleep and will literally hold her eyes open at times to stay awake, and I am convinced she has been sent here as retribution for all of the shit I've pulled over the years. So, there's that...

Even when she has a massive blow out that will gag a maggot, when she turns her head to smile at me and flash those big eyes at me, I'm putty.

Re: College Football

Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2020 8:41 am
by Jungle Rat
hedge wrote: Mon Oct 12, 2020 8:28 am
Jungle Rat wrote: Sun Oct 11, 2020 8:23 pm Who the fuck are you talking to? Nobody cares about Carolina football.
We're #5 in the country, motherfucker!!
Yeah. And Cincy is 8. Think about that.

Re: College Football

Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2020 8:42 am
by Jungle Rat
sardis wrote: Mon Oct 12, 2020 2:12 pm Much better than the 3” see usually sees on a typical Saturday night.
Gold

Re: College Football

Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2020 8:45 am
by Jungle Rat
DS. Having a daughter changes your entire view on life. I have 2. Thankfully those little brats are adults now.