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innocentbystander wrote:

eCat wrote:

sardis wrote:If the plane does a nosedive into the ocean, it breaks apart, right? I think there would be debris.

Or maybe we do have an "Airport 77" thing going on.

heh-- admittedly that would be a highly unlikely scenario but with multiple countries involved in the search I doubt there is a cover up.

well, until proven otherwise I am of the opinion that

• the passengers with the stolen passports were Muslims
• those Muslims each stuck 4 kilos of C-4 up their assholes
• the Muslims yelled Allah Akbar and blew the plane to smitherines
• anyone who found the debris may not want more scrutiny upon the religion of piss
• and as a result, there might be a cover-up if this leads in the direction of Islamic Fundamentalism

tonight they said the plane made an inexplicable turn toward the Indian Ocean and traveled at least another hour after the last time it appeared on radar.

That area of the world is a RADAR dead zone. The debris is probably floating somewhere plain sight, but not where everyone is searching. If the pilots did not call into ATC every 20 minutes, it'll be a rough road finding the area it went down.

hedge wrote:Check this out, Bklyn:

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-03-1 ... 38-days-tr

Heh. Love Tyler Durden. I follow him on Twitter.

All I have to say on that post is..."hey, they provide the market with liquidity."

It's a mess. I argue about this with our trading desk over drinks all the time. A fucking ruse HFT is. It's a fiber optic technology strategy, nothing to do with fundamentals.

who is that guy? I see that meme everywhere now

Oh, you need to catch his "scientific" UFO shows.

his hair is like that all the time?

Yes. Awesome hair. Had to Google his name: Giorgio A. Tsoukalos


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giorgio_A._Tsoukalos

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I love his credentials: BS sports info degree from Ithaca.

That's a little better than his buddy Erich Von Daniken's CV which consists mostly of multiple non consecutive semesters in the Swiss Penitentiary.

He was better suited for politics.

All 229 are hanging on Gilligans Island taking their turns with Ginger & Mary Anne. Mrs Howell gets thw old japs.

Today the New Jersey Motor Vehicle Commission passed a rule that will end Tesla’s direct sales of cars to consumers. Tesla, a manufacturer of all-electric cars, does not lean on dealerships to sell its vehicles as other car companies do.

The rule goes into effect in April.

New Jersey is the third state to ban the practice of selling cars directly to consumers, joining Arizona and Texas in preventing their residents from easily buying a more environmentally friendly ride. The New Jersey Coalition of Automotive Retailers was in favor of the rule change, unsurprisingly.

Tesla is furious, claiming in a blog post released today — in advance of the meeting in which the rule change was enacted (which Tesla was informed of yesterday) — that Governor Chris Christie’s administration had “gone back on its word to delay a proposed anti-Tesla regulation so that the matter could be handled through a fair process in the Legislature.”

The company also alleged that New Jersey had been sitting on the “renewal of [its] current dealer licenses without indication of the cause of the delay.” Given that delay, and the quick change in the wind from a legislative discussion to a squashing of its model, it appears that Tesla has just run face-first into New Jersey politics.

Tesla’s shares slipped 1.85% in regular trading.

New Jersey residents can still buy Teslas, but will likely have to leave the state to do so, which is a burden. Tesla is looking to expand its manufacturing processes this year, to allow it to sell more of its Model S sedans. However, if more states follow in the footsteps of New Jersey et al., the company could have to scale back its growth plans

fok newjersey

Not selling my Tesla stock yet.

If any man ever got into politics just for the pussy, it was Bill Clinton

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Former President Bill Clinton posed for a photo at an event Thursday night with two women who work as legal prostitutes at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch in Nevada.

The photo was taken at the Unite4:Humanity charity gala held in Los Angeles. The prostitutes have been identified as Ava Adora and Barbie Girl, TMZ reported.

The report said it’s unknown how the women got into the party. Sources close to the organizers say the women were not invited guests and were removed from the party after snapping the photo with Mr. Clinton. Sources close to the two women, however, say that’s not true.

Bunny Ranch owner Dennis Hof told TMZ that his entire group successfully went through security and not one of them was kicked out of the party.

Thursday’s event, hosted by “Saturday Night Live” comedian Andy Samberg, honored actor Robert De Niro and director Martin Scorsese, among others.

Mr. Clinton was the recipient of the Unity Recognition Award.

You don't really need to be in politics to get pussy from prostitutes, legal or otherwise...

Amen.

Bill Clinton would have been knocking off tons of pussy if he never was elected to a thing.

He's good at politics because he loves pussy so much. He applied the skills honed in his love of seduction to the electorate.