The Goat Pen

hedge wrote:"Still trying to figure out your response? You kin to Goldie??"

The implication of my response is that if you had a college age grandson in 1962, that would make you at a minimum 110 years old. Sorry I had to explain it, I know it's hard to follow along sometimes when you're 110 years old...

I'm still trying to reason out where the grandson thing came in? You should have taken those remedial reading classes in college.

Damn - I saw all the new posts and thought Augie had been busy - instead its just you morons.


Quite the letdown.

Hello.

hi

poor doc

just wait till this guy finds out about roofies

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LOL

so ever since I saw that porn documentary I've kinda been obsessed with Raylene. I'd never heard of her before , I'm assuming because my porn viewing habits never got beyond 1996, but at any rate, hearing her talk and seeing her in that business suit playing herself off as a real estate agent burned her image into my mind.

last night I was surfing the net collecting streaming videos for a DVD and I decided I'd try to find some porn from Raylene since she has gone back into porn. I find a nice one - a sweet lesbian scene showing off her distinctive ass tattoo, then a light bondage, forced orgasm scene, and then....the third video is some guy with a baseball bat for a dick totally wrecking her ass and stretching her out to the size of a mixing bowl. I threw down my kleenex, called her a dirty whore and left the room crying. I'm never masturbating to her again.

Stay string. Sometimes the ones we imaginarily love hurt us the most.

eCat wrote:so ever since I saw that porn documentary I've kinda been obsessed with Raylene. I'd never heard of her before , I'm assuming because my porn viewing habits never got beyond 1996, but at any rate, hearing her talk and seeing her in that business suit playing herself off as a real estate agent burned her image into my mind.

last night I was surfing the net collecting streaming videos for a DVD and I decided I'd try to find some porn from Raylene since she has gone back into porn. I find a nice one - a sweet lesbian scene showing off her distinctive ass tattoo, then a light bondage, forced orgasm scene, and then....the third video is some guy with a baseball bat for a dick totally wrecking her ass and stretching her out to the size of a mixing bowl. I threw down my kleenex, called her a dirty whore and left the room crying. I'm never masturbating to her again.

You finished though, right?

actually I lied





I don't use kleenex. I just wanted to sound more sophisticated.

Kroger stuff huh?

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