The Goat Pen

last week was a zombie in a tree, this week was zombie in a well - maybe that is the ongoing theme - to make us say "oh those silly zombie's, what will they do next?"

In future episodes I expect to see a zombie stuck in a revolving door as well as an elevator full of zombies, zombie prison (that would actually be pretty cool - half the cells have zombies, the other half has people, plus a few zombie prison guards wandering around trying to eat prisoners in their cells, if you can get past the logic jump that they all would have starved by now) ....

I also thought about how I'm sure there are some island countries that escaped the Zombie plague (wouldn't it be funny if it was Haiti ---hey I have aids but I ain't a zombie!) and that there would probably be ships traveling the ocean, so a New York port scene where ships are bringing in supplies, taking people away with zombies fenced off trying to get in would be a cool episode (and would look eerily similar to a Teamsters strike). To get to the boat you have to run a gauntlet of zombies (cue Clint Eastwood driving a greyhound bus splattering zombies along the way to the fence)

lmao

all I know is with my ideas, those character wouldn't have time to sit around wondering the existence of god or whether leaving Otis as a zombie entree was a moral issue, they have fucking zombies after their ass 24/7. They wouldn't even have time to have some contextual flashback. If they did, they'd be in the middle of a daydream and wake up to a zombie biting them on the neck.

similar to the treadmill defense, maybe we will see a zombie stuck trying to walk up a down escalator in a mall, or people running away from zombies in an airport but the zombies are catching up to them because they are on the moving sidewalks

DOWN GOES FRAZIER!! DOWN GOES FRAZIER!!! DOWN GOES FRAZIER!!!!

ok I'm going to hell for that

hope espn classics reruns the three ali-frazier fights though

RIP smokin Joe

ali frazier 1 on clasics at 9pm est

Regarding e's statements about Walking Dead, one is quite prescient

[spoiler=]one of the plots in the comics apparently is the survivors moving into a prison. I don't think there are zombie guards and prisoners, rather its more about the survivors having to coexist with the former prisoners that are still living there.[/spoiler]

Are the Walking Dead zombies fast zombies or the slow, staggering ones? Do you have to kill them with a head shot? Do they infect you through biting or will scratching work, too? Do any of the non zombies don gloves, a leather duster and chaps (cant be bitten or scratched through) and some sorta headgear?

Anything that sounds smart they probably arent doing.

AlabamAlum wrote:Are the Walking Dead zombies fast zombies or the slow, staggering ones? Do you have to kill them with a head shot? Do they infect you through biting or will scratching work, too? Do any of the non zombies don gloves, a leather duster and chaps (cant be bitten or scratched through) and some sorta headgear?

They are sort of a hybrid. They can stagger fairly quickly if their bodies aren't too decomposed. They need a headshot for a kill. Even a head separated from body will still snap and growl. I don't know if its actually been proven, but the survivors seem to think any blood to blood type contact will turn you. In an early episode, several survivors don protective equipment, gut some zombies, then cover themselves in zombie gore and walk amongst the dead.

Interesting.

I will make a fortune selling chain mail suits and gloves in the zombie-infested future.

Unless the chain mail is light weight, all you are doing is wrapping a turkey in reynolds wrap.

KNow the rules people. Zombieland is your guide. This is your bible. http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Survival-G ... 998&sr=8-3

They can't bite or scratch through the chain mail. But it could be made from a lighter metal.

TheBigMook wrote:

AlabamAlum wrote:Are the Walking Dead zombies fast zombies or the slow, staggering ones? Do you have to kill them with a head shot? Do they infect you through biting or will scratching work, too? Do any of the non zombies don gloves, a leather duster and chaps (cant be bitten or scratched through) and some sorta headgear?

They are sort of a hybrid. They can stagger fairly quickly if their bodies aren't too decomposed. They need a headshot for a kill. Even a head separated from body will still snap and growl. I don't know if its actually been proven, but the survivors seem to think any blood to blood type contact will turn you. In an early episode, several survivors don protective equipment, gut some zombies, then cover themselves in zombie gore and walk amongst the dead.

and then Daryl proceeds to gut one and dig around in its guts with his bare hands

Yeah, and blondie gets her face covered in gore when she stabs the zom with a screwdriver in the RV and she doesn't seem to be effected, plus in the same episode Daryl and T-Dog (who has a viciously large gushing open wound on his forearm) hide under a couple of decomposing bodies that may or may not have once been zombies.

Seriously though with the zombie t-bag in the last episode... who the fuck is going to drink out of the well even if they manage to get the zombie out in one piece? WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE!?!?

This really does not deserve a spoiler alert because it's just fan theory, but this is a shared prediction I find interesting:

[spoiler=]

The Doc and his family are crazy and he thinks the zombies can be cured .I wouldnt be surprised if they have those relatives on those pictures locked up somewhere possibly the barn. It explains why the daughter was using a bat ,why he didnt want guns on his property and why Otis looked all crazy at the Doc when Lincoln gave him his pistol. They havent been killing the zombies around the property which is why the daughter reacted so badly when T-dog bashed the well zombie's head in

The preview for next week makes it appear that they fall out with the Doc because Glenn gets busted for tappin' the farm girl, but that's just misdirection.... that farm family is really bat shyt crazy[/spoiler]

I believe that is pretty much what happens in the comic.

Comic?

You prefer they be called graphic novels?

I prefer you keep that gay shit behind closed doors.