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Post by sardis » Tue Jul 19, 2011 5:31 pm

I have a sister-in-law who has been married 4 times and still in her 30's and is into dream interpretation...

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Post by sardis » Tue Jul 19, 2011 5:32 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:Heading to Hilton Head on Friday with my daughters and my ex. This should be interesting.

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Post by Bklyn » Tue Jul 19, 2011 5:52 pm

My sister in law can be found naked on the internet...and she was on David Letterman talking about it...and she dated Robert DeNiro. That's as far as I'm going with that story.

My side of the family is largely sane and void of criminal records.
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Post by TheBigMook » Tue Jul 19, 2011 6:08 pm

Your SIL is black?
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Post by Owlman » Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:55 pm

Bklyn wrote:My sister in law can be found naked on the internet...and she was on David Letterman talking about it...and she dated Robert DeNiro. That's as far as I'm going with that story.

My side of the family is largely sane and void of criminal records.
Damn you Bklyn. And you haven't posted her picture, or at least a web site????

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Sharon Reed?

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jul 19, 2011 8:27 pm

sardis wrote:I have a sister-in-law who has been married 4 times and still in her 30's and is into dream interpretation...

Married 4 times? Is she still your sil?

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Post by BigRedMan » Wed Jul 20, 2011 9:59 am

Owlman wrote:
BigRedMan wrote:Owlman and Ecat - The wife's twin was living with the oldest sister between girlfriends when she decided that a good deep dickin' would help her out. Apparently since she is back with her original girlfriend from back in the day, the dick wasn't deep enough.

So the answer to your question is a big ole HELL NO it wasn't.
Are the two sisters speaking now? That would seem to be a big no no in most families
Strangely enough, yes.

Boogles my fucking mind man. It really does. I am glad my wife is the sane one out of that bunch.....on most days....
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Post by Dora » Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:50 am

I am glad my wife is the sane one out of that bunch
Well, she married you :)
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Post by sardis » Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:19 am

Jungle Rat wrote:
sardis wrote:I have a sister-in-law who has been married 4 times and still in her 30's and is into dream interpretation...

Married 4 times? Is she still your sil?
She's my wife's sister.

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Post by Bklyn » Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:56 am

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Post by eCat » Wed Jul 20, 2011 1:05 pm

ah HA!
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by TheBigMook » Sat Jul 23, 2011 1:57 pm

http://news.yahoo.com/ohio-man-convicte ... 13836.html

"Reminded me of my girl, that's the best I can tell you. It was like everything's cool, she was spending the night or something," Sowell said in a police interrogation that was recorded as authorities were pulling 11 bodies out of his Cleveland home and backyard. "And I'd be like, 'Damn, where'd you go?'"

So... what level of fucked up am I that I laughed at that? (To be fair, in my brain, I am reading it like Eddie Murphy's character Mr. Robertson.)
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Post by Bklyn » Sat Jul 23, 2011 11:12 pm

The past two years have seen not only an unprecedented spike in these kinds of events but also a curious tolerance for the kind of
unhinged rhetoric that used to be found only among our more exotic political fauna. Years ago, when the John Birch Society accused Dwight Eisenhower of being a "conscious agent of the Communist conspiracy," it was laughed out of conservative politics and into the political wilderness. Today, while the unfounded speculation about the place of Barack Obama's birth may well have been interred with the bones of the Trump for President campaign, it is still perfectly respectable within conservative politics to infer that the president is somehow less of an American by his very nature, which must be different from "our" own.

It began almost immediately with his election, despite the fact that, ironically, he spends more time telling his fellow Americans how great they are than any four of his predecessors combined. By his fifth month in office, the major television networks were carrying scenes of people at political gatherings, sobbing that they "want their country back." From whom was never really explored.

When Michele Bachmann, a member of Congress, states publicly that she is running for president "to take our country back," she is not talking about clawing back the money and jobs and basic security that were sluiced away into the investment banks. She's focusing those fears and that insecurity on one person and on what she believes he represents. Politicians used to say that they would bring America back, or that they would restore America to its former greatness, or wrap their policies in some such fluffy rhetorical excelsior. Today, though, it is perfectly acceptable to intimate, as Bachmann does, and as those hundreds of people at the congressional town meetings said outright, that America is not here anymore. That someone has stolen it away. America is no longer a political commonwealth of shared ideas that its citizens can restore. It is objectified, something tangible, something that a stranger has broken in and stolen. And if that's the case, why be surprised when someone tries to take "our country back" the way you might confront a midnight prowler in the living room?
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Post by Saint » Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:59 am

eCat wrote:Sharon Reed?

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why's that negress aping Bigfoot?

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Post by Owlman » Tue Jul 26, 2011 9:39 am

It's hard to believe that some smart people are so clueless that they think defaulting on the debt is a good thing. It just makes me think they want to get rid of the President more than they want the country to improve.

http://news.yahoo.com/u-credit-downgrad ... 00785.html

Analysis: U.S. credit downgrade 'inevitable'

The White House had been alerted repeatedly over the past month by rating agencies that without a strong, long-term plan to restructure the country’s debt, they would lower America’s credit rating as soon as this Friday, according to two officials familiar with the process. The White House was warned that the deal would have to be significant—and not a short-term fix over the next few days to avoid a credit drop.
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Post by Owlman » Tue Jul 26, 2011 9:42 am

It's not about decreasing the deficit

Neither Reid's nor Boehner's proposal would be enough to keep the debt from growing

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43886397/ns/politics/
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Post by eCat » Tue Jul 26, 2011 1:48 pm

I'm pissed because the republicans won't extend a solution that goes beyond 2012.

Its clearly a political move aimed at getting the white house and not setting America right.

The world and the people in the United States have spoken - do what is necessary to drastically cut spending and get our debt under control.

I'm not thrilled about increased taxes, and I sure as shit wouldn't be if there also weren't significant spending cuts that went them but I've come to accept the idea that we aren't going to cut entitlements and the military to the point that we can effectively wipe out deficits without a tax increase.

The moment our government takes that money and pork barrels it or enacts a new national program, they should all be rounded up and shot
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Bklyn » Tue Jul 26, 2011 2:16 pm

Owl's link to the NYT article in our NBA Forum was spot on...and like I said there, many in the Tea Party mask their ignorance and unsophistication in a disguise they label "principles." Fuck them all, if their intransigence causes a default, downgrade and (even more) stalled economic progress.
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Post by eCat » Tue Jul 26, 2011 2:40 pm

to their defense, if we have a government that can't stop spending - and here we have Boehner talking about revisiting raising the debt limit again prior to the election, then we're going to default at some point anyways - it is inevitable and the credit rating agency will not accept a temporary solution that Boehner is pushing anyways.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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