The Goat Pen

He can go back to outrunning Riverbend security.

I know it's preseason but it looks like 20 straight years of top-5 draft picks may finally be helping Detroit.

I don't think you can try to look as bad as the 49ers looked tonight.

Total Offense: Houston 416, SF 105
1st Downs: Houston 29, SF 6
Total Plays: Houston 79, SF 41
TOP: Houston 40:24, SF 19:36

If not for Houston's three turnovers, they win this game 41-0. They also kneeled on the ball going in for another score. I mean, just putrid for SF. They did next to nothing right other than reading that screen pass to start the game that was returned for a TD.

"at least your helmets are one of the coolest in the L."

That's kinda on the same level as Carl being told by the Dali Lama that he will receive total consciousness on his deathbed: "So you've got that going for you"...

You hafta lean on something. Silver linings and shit...

Great job ESPN in your coverage of the Colerain/Cocoa game. Zero mention of Coombs having been the head coach there. Dingleberries.

AugustWest wrote:the panthers would be a much better team with AJ Green than Cam Newton.

how about AC Green? he wouldn't be distracted by the pussy

but maybe by the nude showering.

I think he was just dickless

manning off the "PUP" list
colts looked pretty good against greenbay

concur that ravens redskins game was pretty entertaining

gaints/jets tonight I think--have to swim to get there

LSU in trouble

http://eye-on-collegefootball.blogs.cbs ... 8/31564545

Hello last week.

Looks like Benson will be wearing different stripes come October.

That's a lot of dogs.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/69077 ... ource-says

Benson is my starting RB!

Brown must be tickled. I bet he doesn't have to pay Benson while he is in jail. If Mikey boy found out he could field an entire team of retirees and inmates, he might just jizz his pants.

I got some RB from Philly named Lesean something. I've never heard of him but he was rated as the No. 1 RB

McCoy. He's going to be a big points scorer this year, particularly if the O Line doesn't get better. Vick will need plenty of safety valves to keep the rush off his ass...and McCoy is the guy. Celek may even have to stay back a bit to block, so his touches as tight end may drop. I think McCoy and Maclin will be really productive this year for Philly.

Jesus Stu, you sound like the secretary somebody invited into the fantasy league.

"I don't know much about this Tom Brady character but I saw his wife on a magazine cover and she sure looked pretty."