The Goat Pen

I make the best burgers bar none. They are famous on Sundays

AlabamAlum wrote:It's pretentious to cook at home? Bizarro world.

it's pretentious to talk about cooking at home when the rest of us are talking about eating out. yes. I assume everybody here believes they cook a better burger at home then they can get at cook out/in&out/wattaburger etc.

Oh, fuck you. You're a goddamned moron.

I'm a moron? the one that understood the conversation (simple as it was) while you didnt, but I'm the moron. ok.

Augie,

Yep you're the moron.


I talked fast food burgers, but offered a one-line that I usually don't buy them out, and cook my own, and you came up with the idiotic assumptions that (1) we have some hard and sacrosanct law about not straying, even microscopically, from the exact topic and that (2) cooking at home as opposed to buying out is 'pretentious'.

It's 100% USDA grade A moronic. So idiotic that I think there is a good chance that someone has hacked your account.


So, again, kindly fuck yourself and the Whataburger horse you rode on.

you know what? your goddamn eating habits mean less to me than the turds mooks dog drops in the yard fuck you too.

Good. Then stop commenting on them, cocksucker.

Five Guys is a sham. the burgers are average but they give you more fries than anyone could possibly eat so you're so pleased with having so many fries, not only do you not mind people stealing a few, you're begging them to take more and you don't realize you've been had with the so-so burger

I like how Stu intransigently ignores the spittle-flecked fury brewing betwixt AA and Augie and trudges on with his own account of grease consumption...

Commenting on Stu's post is pretty pretentious, hedge. The topic is fast food burgers. Period. Not burgers in general and certainly not Stu's posts, but specifically "fast food burger consumption."

Don't forget it again.

Saint wrote:Five Guys is a sham. the burgers are average but they give you more fries than anyone could possibly eat so you're so pleased with having so many fries, not only do you not mind people stealing a few, you're begging them to take more and you don't realize you've been had with the so-so burger

Agreed. And their Cajun fries are horrible. Too much pepper.

Anyway, I just went with What-A-Burger last night. Decent. Nothing out of the ordinary. In other words, not disappointing.

Cook Out barbecue? What the fuck? Then again, you live in Charlotte, which has no good barbecue.

Cook Out burgers are awesome.

Five Guys is alright but overrated.

Char Grill is the best burger around.

It's me Karen wrote:Our Five Guys is on the greasy side.

The sixth guy washes his hair.

That's funny. I heard that Karen likes to eat five guys.

AlabamAlum wrote:That's funny. I heard that Karen likes to eat five guys.

That's eaten by 5 guys.

Be nice.

Be nice? From Rat??

::::faints::::

Tonight I made chicken kabobs. Cajun style. They turned out great.

I shit on Emeril Lagasse's apron.

I'm in bizarro world.

I went go one of the many Mexican restaurants in Bham. The waitstaff, as usual, we're very impressed that I speak Spanish. I hate to brag, but I got free chips and salsa before my meal.