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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 10:56 am
by Bklyn
LOL...well, I need to find the balance. I don't want my daughter to turn into Lolo Jones, either. I have to find the balance between Lolo and Lohan. I want her to enjoy her body and merits and positives of a sexual relationship...I just don't want it until she is way deep into the maturity process.

Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 11:51 am
by hedge
"I think it might have actually been a good thing, for reasons yet undetermined to me, she shows absolutely no interest in seeing anything sexual, even looking away when people kiss on TV."

Maybe she's a lesbian...

Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 11:57 am
by hedge
The MIF's oldest was very prudish, didn't really have any boyfriends all thru high school or her first year in college, definitely a virgin until the summer after her freshmen year in college, then she works at the country club pool snack bar that summer and starts chatting with a former high school teacher (she never took any of his classes) who is 25 and that was all she wrote. They're still dating and when she comes home she basically stays over at his house. When they're not over there, he's over at our place. He also went to Carolina, so he goes up there all the time and stays with her. Getting some cock has definitely put a gleam in her eye that wasn't there before. Before that, I was thinking that maybe she was a lesbian, esp. considering that the younger sister (who look like Sasha Grey) has been fooling around since she was 14, but once the proverbial barrier was broken, she's a new person...

Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 12:30 pm
by eCat
hedge wrote:The MIF's oldest was very prudish, didn't really have any boyfriends all thru high school or her first year in college, definitely a virgin until the summer after her freshmen year in college, then she works at the country club pool snack bar that summer and starts chatting with a former high school teacher (she never took any of his classes) who is 25 and that was all she wrote. They're still dating and when she comes home she basically stays over at his house. When they're not over there, he's over at our place. He also went to Carolina, so he goes up there all the time and stays with her. Getting some cock has definitely put a gleam in her eye that wasn't there before. Before that, I was thinking that maybe she was a lesbian, esp. considering that the younger sister (who look like Sasha Grey) has been fooling around since she was 14, but once the proverbial barrier was broken, she's a new person...

I could live with that scenario

Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 12:33 pm
by eCat
similar topic

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 1:57 pm
by sardis
Necessity is the mother of invention...

My daughter is 14 and pretty much runs everyone and everything in her life except me. She is the quintessential type A individual. She is not the hottest girl in her class, but she is near the top. She is not the smartest girl in her grade, but she still gets straight A's. Combine that with her confidence and tenacity and she pretty much rules her grade. Mothers of other girls in her class ask us if M can come along with them to help shop, not just for their daughter's outfits, but for the moms as well. Even my wife won't buy any clothes until she runs it by our daughter. My boys get short changed because M gets her way on most things, not because she is favored, but because she never takes no for an answer and can wear anyone down until they give in. She is not interested in guys in her school because they are dweebs and she has higher aspirations. I don't know if I need to be worried about that or not..

Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 2:23 pm
by hedge
Don't worry, sardis, the MIF's oldest was a straight A prude all thru high school, didn't care a thing about boys. But as soon as she got some hard cock thrown her way, everything else fell away. She still makes good grades and all, but you can tell hard cock is the most important thing in her life now. So don't be discouraged, I'm sure the same thing will happen with your daughter...

Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 2:25 pm
by Jungle Rat
I've got 2 teenage daughters. Im not reading this forum anymore.

Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 2:35 pm
by hedge
Think how much better it's going to be when you finally accept me as a son-in-law...

Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 2:41 pm
by Bklyn
LOL

Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 3:06 pm
by Jungle Rat
I'll shoot you in the face.

Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 3:10 pm
by AlabamAlum
I'll lend you a Glock.

Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 9:34 am
by crashcourse
I'll buy the hollow points

Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 8:19 pm
by DooKSucks
So, what is the younger one up to these days, Hedge?

Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 9:24 pm
by hedge
She was on spring break down at Emerald Isle, went down there last Saturday, got a ticket for underage drinking Monday night, the MIF made her come home. I was like "fuck that, who cares?" Plus, I wanted to be able to have the couch to myself and watch something besides the Kardashians or Real Housewives of Texarkana (etc) on TV. She is on the couch now, texting somebody, and, b/c her phone is charging at the foot end of the couch, she is having to lean over on her knees in classic doggy position with her ass pooched way up in the air (she's doing it on purpose) in order to text. I sit here pretending to be concentrating on the computer screen, but we both know better....

Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 12:22 am
by Jungle Rat
I hope she farts on you.

Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 1:14 am
by Saint
I think your little girl probably is trying to stop thinking about sex so much, eCat, that she's overcompensating. she's at the age where she doesn't understand what's going on but clearly that kama sutra looksee is weighing heavily on her. I'd watch her closely or she'll end up like Hedge's little Lolita and be fucking in somebody's bushes before she's in 10th grade. then you'll end up killing someone and won't be able to post here as much.

just something to think about.

Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 1:17 am
by Saint
sardis wrote:Necessity is the mother of invention...

My daughter is 14 and pretty much runs everyone and everything in her life except me. She is the quintessential type A individual. She is not the hottest girl in her class, but she is near the top. She is not the smartest girl in her grade, but she still gets straight A's. Combine that with her confidence and tenacity and she pretty much rules her grade. Mothers of other girls in her class ask us if M can come along with them to help shop, not just for their daughter's outfits, but for the moms as well. Even my wife won't buy any clothes until she runs it by our daughter. My boys get short changed because M gets her way on most things, not because she is favored, but because she never takes no for an answer and can wear anyone down until they give in. She is not interested in guys in her school because they are dweebs and she has higher aspirations. I don't know if I need to be worried about that or not..

I'm worried that you have taken time to rate the girls in her class, your daughter included.

As far as your daughter, let me break it down for you. She'll be dating college dudes in 2 years.

Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 2:53 pm
by Owlman
hedge wrote:She was on spring break down at Emerald Isle, went down there last Saturday, got a ticket for underage drinking Monday night, the MIF made her come home. I was like "fuck that, who cares?" Plus, I wanted to be able to have the couch to myself and watch something besides the Kardashians or Real Housewives of Texarkana (etc) on TV. She is on the couch now, texting somebody, and, b/c her phone is charging at the foot end of the couch, she is having to lean over on her knees in classic doggy position with her ass pooched way up in the air (she's doing it on purpose) in order to text. I sit here pretending to be concentrating on the computer screen, but we both know better....
any other punishment?

Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 2:59 pm
by sardis
"As far as your daughter, let me break it down for you. She'll be dating college dudes in 2 years."

She may be leaving the house sooner than that if she calls me "daddio" one more time...