The Goat Pen

You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball?

Up yours Joe Boo!

You know I used to hate Parkman when he was with the A's. It's amazing how a new uniform can change your attitude about a guy.

Chipper Jones tied The Mick in career RBI last night, 1509 I believe. He won't catch Eddie Murray who has 1900 and some but a nice milestone nonethless. I did not think he would make it back this year, figured he was done. He did and is playing well. Who knows if he will stay healthy.

I lost interest in this baseball season once the Cubs fell out of their "tethered to .500" streak and hit 10-12.

Baseball isn't a game. Baseball is a knife. A knife with 9 guys wanting to rip your chest open and cut little pieces out until there's nothing left except a few ribs and maybe the snowcone you had in the 5th inning. I live at the stadium. I wash my cloths in a pepsi can behind home plate every night while you sissies sleep in beds and sniff your wive's armpits. You want to talk baseball? Well I shit underneath 2nd base yesterday afternoon you fucking pussies. What did you do? I once threw a baseball as hard as I could at my foot then flipped around in a circle just for the fun of it. I can hold 8 baseball gloves with my face. You fuckers want baseball, well come and get baseball if you think you're baseball enough? I didn't think so. I can slide head first into the pitcher's mound naked on my back without spilling a fountain soda. You think you can? You think you know baseball like I know baseball? Think again, Joe Fucking Morgan. See this bat? I can throw it over the center field fence and stab you right in the eye while everyone is looking at the flag and singing the pledge of allegiance like good Americans do. I sleep in an umpire outfit and I do make house calls, so you keep flapping your fucking pie hole and maybe I'll come and pay you a visit. Me and Pete Fucking Rose.

Hah. What a waste of words.

Fyi jw. Crow is an admitted crack head. Take his posts for what They are worth.

Yes I still miss ********.

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******'s best post ever

Heartwarming for Gloria to get all that sorted out in front of the kids. What wondeful memories they are creating.

That video has to be a joke, right?

Nope

I like the part where she had to do a retake on shoving the bat into the faux vagina. I guess she didn't do it right the first time.

Damn you aTm.

The Indians and the Phillies have both had great April's. The Indians will likely fade at least a bit, but the Phillies may well not.

Florida ain't doing too bad either.

Hey look! It's May 1st!

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