The Goat Pen

Third-party smack?

Again???

Is anything authentic in your life?

What was Cincy’s seed in the tourney?

BAHAHAHA!!

That's my alma mater ya dumbass

Suck it fag boy

Another year, another UVa loss to a far lower seed in the first round of the NCAA tourny. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAARICKERTSUCKSDONKEYDICKSWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

LOL

Diploma Mill showed up in Indy, rolled over and asked Wisconsin to scratch their bellies.....

And lost by two dozen.

Then your coach sobbed like a bitch in the postgame presser.....

We weren't a 4 seed and we didn't lose to a 13 seed. But UVa has a history of losing first round games as a much higher seed. But you know that...

I do know your recent tourney history too:

2021: Lost by 23
2020: 19-loss suckbutts couldn't qualify
2019: Lost by 17
2018: Lost by 21

Maybe that is why your coach is crying like a baby. He realizes it is over....

It has been a hell of a run...a run that UVA will never match

Five Final Fours:
3 National Championships
1 Runner Up finish
1 Semi-Finals finish

On top of that, there were three other Elite 8 finishes, a Sweet 16 finish, three ACC Tournament championships and a bunch of regular season titles...

Hell, that's more than UVa has ever accomplished or ever will accomplish.

We've never lost to a 16 seed in the tourny. In fact, no one has. Ever. Oh wait, UVa did. Well, at least it was to Maryland. Oh wait, that was U. of Maryland Baltimore County. My bad. Well, at least it was a hard-fought game that was lost in the last second b/c of a lucky half court shot by U. of Maryland Baltimore County. Oh wait, they curb-stomped your sorry asses by 20. My bad. Actually no, it's not my bad, it's your bad you mewling little faggot.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAASUCKUMBC'SDICKYOUFUCKINGLITTLEFAGGOTWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!

or perhaps he was blubbering like a bitch because he knew Love and Bacot were transferring to get the hell out of that program....

When Roy retires, Bennett will come running if we snap our fingers. He'd leave your shitstain program in a second if it meant coaching at UNC. And it kills you...

Right, coaches leave the conference champ to run to the sixth-place suckbutts ALL the time....

More proof you live in geriatric fantasyland....

Good news though, after all the blubbering and sobbing ended, we have been able to locate a time Ol' Roy was actually happy




right after yet another tourney ass-kicking of the Diploma Mill, no less.....

Yeah, another tourny "ass-kicking" in the Final Four, which is something UVa has only managed to reach 3 times in school history. You probably don't remember this since you're a newbie fan (and not really a real UVa fan anyway), but the first time UVa managed to make it to the Final Four, guess who delivered the ass-kicking to your shitstain team? Yep, you guessed it, UNC. Sorry (not sorry) to have crushed your dreams of glory yet again, rickert. But hey, you keep holding on to regular season home wins against us, which is obviously all you've got...

40-12 in the first half. It was beautiful.


And now Walker Kessler is transferring....

So now you're sucking Kansas's dick too? I would say shameful, but I know how much you enjoy that activity...

no, just enjoy watching the Diploma Mill fail.

Like when you come up to C'ville and can't scratch 50...

maybe the next coach will be able to figure that out....

You do know that Final Four game against Kansas was UNC 17th appearance in the Final Four, right? Like I said, UVa has a total of 3 Final Four appearances in school history, being sent home crying by UNC in the first of those. Hell, UNC has been in 3 Final Fours since that loss to Kansas in 2008. We've been to as many Final Fours in the last decade as your shit program has been in in its entire existence. Comparing UNC hoops to UVa hoops isn't even close to comparing Brady to Pey-Pey, it's like comparing Brady to Todd Marinovich...

And we still lost to #1 seeded Kansas in that Final Four game by less than UVa lost to #16 seed UMBC in the first round. LMAO...