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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:18 pm

The surprising part of the story is someone in the vicinity didn't have a gun on them. It is Texas afterall


A South Texas man faces an aggravated robbery charge after being accused of ordering several tacos, pulling a sword and refusing to pay.

An affidavit says 28-year-old Adam Kramer began sliding the sword out of a sheath and threatened a waitress at a Mexican restaurant in San Antonio. Nobody was hurt in the Dec. 2 incident.

Authorities say Kramer walked out of the restaurant — without the food — and to his truck while yelling either he got free tacos or somebody would die. Investigators say the waitress locked the door after the San Antonio man drove away.

Law officers arrested Kramer the next day. Bond was set at $50,000. Bexar County jail records did not list Kramer as still in custody Tuesday or provide details on an attorney.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:22 pm

old people just reach a point where they don't give a fuck anymore

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Russell Eugene Dawes, a 97-year-old man, allegedly killed his 30-year-old great-granddaughter in her bed.

Dawes, of Cushing, Oklahoma, called the Davis Funeral Home on Dec. 5 and said he needed help with a dead body, local reports said.

When the director of the funeral home, Rodger Floyd, arrived at the house, Dawes told him that he had shot his great-granddaughter.

Police officers found Sonja James dead from a gunshot wound in the chin.

Floyd said James moved in to Dawes’ home to help take care of him a few months ago.

Police officers said Dawes told them: ”I got tired of her carrying on, and I shot her,” reported WPTV.

Dawes, who has no criminal history, now faces a felony murder charge.

“I went up to him, I told him, anything I could do to help him, I’d be more than happy to help him. He thanked me and he told me to take good care of his granddaughter,” said Floyd.

Payne County District Attorney Tom Lee said police are investigating the case.

Dawes was charged with first-degree murder for the alleged killing, and he appeared in court last Friday, reported the Tulsa World.

“I never had something like that before,” Floyd said. “I hope I never will again.”

Floyd described Dawes as a friend he’s known for 30 years. When Dawes initially called him, he wanted Floyd to help dispose of the body.

Instead, Floyd called the authorities.
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damn womern's talking all the time and watching TV!
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Tue Dec 10, 2013 7:52 pm

Sounds like dementia.

Can we at least take guns away from the mentally ill?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Dec 10, 2013 8:49 pm

She probably deserved it. Right IB?

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Wed Dec 11, 2013 9:23 am

Bklyn wrote:Sounds like dementia.

Can we at least take guns away from the mentally ill?

I agree, but more compelling to this story is without getting into details of what she actually did, his justification for it, and the fact that she was a family member and a care taker.

If it wasn't dementia, he is a cold stone killer -
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Wed Dec 11, 2013 2:50 pm

I just had to call a farmer and tell him his pigs had gotten out of their pen and were heading our way...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Wed Dec 11, 2013 3:22 pm

were any of them going to market? had roast beef?
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by hedge » Wed Dec 11, 2013 5:10 pm

It behooves us to get them pigs back in the pen, they guy raises pigs and cows in some pastures behind our elevator and uses our parking lot to access (and weigh) his product, so he provides us with more sausage, pork chops, hamburger and steaks than we can eat. We can't empty the freezer fast enough, even with Linwood's gargantuan appetite...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AugustWest » Wed Dec 11, 2013 9:09 pm

Uncle BUD. get it BUD...ahem...


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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Thu Dec 12, 2013 12:49 am

eCat wrote:were any of them going to market? had roast beef?
Excellent.

and it immediately made me think of this...

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Owlman » Thu Dec 12, 2013 5:38 pm

DAD FONDLES DAUGHTERS BOOBS?????

Also: Bad plastic surgery celebs:

http://blog.chron.com/hottopics/2013/12 ... 11771101=0
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Owlman » Thu Dec 12, 2013 5:51 pm

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Post by Owlman » Thu Dec 12, 2013 5:53 pm

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My Dad is my hero still.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Owlman » Thu Dec 12, 2013 7:38 pm

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My Dad is my hero still.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AugustWest » Fri Dec 13, 2013 8:04 pm

lion gets it's ass kicked by a cow.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Dec 13, 2013 9:09 pm

Owlman wrote:Image
Sorry for your luck.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AugustWest » Fri Dec 13, 2013 9:13 pm

doesnt matter. Saw boobs.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Dec 13, 2013 9:48 pm

With your luck I guess you take what you get.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AugustWest » Fri Dec 13, 2013 10:03 pm

Boobs are boobs man. Unless it's National Geographic where they're mammaries. That's where I draw the line.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Sun Dec 15, 2013 1:13 pm

"lion gets it's ass kicked by a cow."

Damn, that was brutal...
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