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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Dec 10, 2013 4:06 pm

I don't know, I'm just reading responses on the phpbbb forum.

it has to be something close to it though

SQL ERROR [ mysql4 ]

User goatpenn_php1 already has more than 'max_user_connections' active connections [1203]
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I'm certain we've never had the max number of users allowed at any time - unless we're part of some DOS attack.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Tue Dec 10, 2013 4:36 pm

The way this site works it doesn't seem to me that it would ever need more than one SQL connection open, no matter how many users were on.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Tue Dec 10, 2013 4:49 pm

Basically there is only one "user" that logs into our SQL server. It is basically is our database, that includes all of us. When one of us does something, it logs in under our php database login and changes the necessary tables in the php database. So if Jungle Rat comes in and says some inane shit, the goatpen phpbb database logs in and adds a record containing his post to the database table and in that record it stores that jungle rat was the user that logged in and made the postk, etc, and then presumably it goes inactive until the next time it needs to update a table. I don't see why the goatpen database would be creating all kinds of new connections to the SQL server unless it was literally getting many posts at the same time and trying to connect and do them all at once. But it doesn't work that way. Even when we post it doesn't add them in real time, it query's the server and shows you any new posts that have happened in the mean time. It seems like it does things sequentially.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Tue Dec 10, 2013 4:51 pm

User goatpen_php1 is this site (the message board database user). Any time we do something, that user queries and makes changes to the database. So you error code makes it seems like this is indeed happening and goatpen_php1 is holding open multiple connections at some times for some reason.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dr. Strangelove » Tue Dec 10, 2013 6:04 pm

aTm wrote:Also, has any SEC team defeated a Big 12 team in this challenge thing?
Don't know if you got an answer to this but I know Missouri beat West Virginia and I think Bama beat Texas Tech. Other than that, the rest of the SEC lost. Florida playing Kansas tonight

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Tue Dec 10, 2013 7:41 pm

The bitches at MIT are jealous of the ball players, like always.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Dec 10, 2013 8:56 pm

Rosetta Stone translation?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Tue Dec 10, 2013 9:09 pm

The recent line of posts (before Dr Strangelove) seemed to be more appropriate in the MIT thread.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Tue Dec 10, 2013 9:44 pm

Maybe it's an issue specific to when rat tries to post? In that case I wonder whether we should even try to fix it...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AugustWest » Tue Dec 10, 2013 10:11 pm

Fix it? Hell patent it. Sell it to Bill Gates. He could get a loan to cover the difference between his cash on hand and it's real value.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:52 am

[youtube]y8reNT65ui4[/youtube]

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:41 am

did eCat and aTM have to post that whole tech mutual jackoff here? you could sense the giddiness in their posts as they traded licks with each other.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Dec 11, 2013 9:19 am

ecat technical support ends today
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Dec 11, 2013 9:27 am

2 points from the UK bench in the last 3 halves of basketball. Poythress, Johnson, Lee, Willis, etc

Its going to be our achilles heel if Cal doesn't get these guys in the game and productive.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:52 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:Image
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I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:15 pm

I thought that top pic was Washburn

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Dec 11, 2013 4:44 pm

through the first 10 games

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Dec 11, 2013 4:56 pm

That's encouraging...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Thu Dec 12, 2013 11:24 am

did you guys know that Bobby Knight made a series of instructional videos on golf?

they turned out pretty much like you'd expect

[youtube]6ZD1vkzYmyI[/youtube]
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Thu Dec 12, 2013 2:21 pm

That video has been a DS family favorite for years.
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