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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Nov 23, 2013 9:21 pm

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Sun Nov 24, 2013 4:05 pm

Russian man nails testicles to Red Square in protest

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Prank goes sour when girlfriend admits she's cheated too

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crotch » Tue Nov 26, 2013 11:12 pm

As an old geography major and teacher, I find some of these actually funny.

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Post by crotch » Wed Nov 27, 2013 12:57 pm

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Been almost 2 years since our F3 tornado and we're still trying to rebuild our little 'burg.... will be for years to come. First time I've seen this video from the Emergency Response Team that came to town. Moving video to me, maybe not to you guys. The house they're picking up in the parking lot of the hospital belonged to my HS English teacher. She was in the basement when it hit. Would have definitely been killed if she didn't have one. House blew approx 200 feet across the road into the parking lot. I can see the hospital from my front yard. That's how close it came to wiping me out. Thank God it didn't. TBH, I didn't take all the warnings on TV seriously the day it hit... those things just don't happen in the mountains of Eastern Kentucky.... but I do now as do most everyone else. Funny how those things will get your attention real fast. Check out the video if you have time.

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Post by hedge » Wed Nov 27, 2013 1:37 pm

Would you say that's the second worst natural disaster you've lived thru, Crotch? I mean, after Noah's flood...
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Post by crotch » Wed Nov 27, 2013 3:34 pm

hedge wrote:Would you say that's the second worst natural disaster you've lived thru, Crotch? I mean, after Noah's flood...

Heh.... you funny.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Owlman » Thu Nov 28, 2013 12:56 pm

Just realized that I was there the day Miss America was born. Her mother was in labor and I almost did a c/section on her when the baby's heartbeat dropped. Her father was a junior resident when I was the Chief Resident in Syracuse.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:02 pm

I haven't gotten around to reading your words yet.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:10 pm

What words?

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Dec 03, 2013 9:05 am

Took a walk with Logan this morning, he told me about a "Patty Hearst" situation he had in the Philippines. Said he saw this girl on the street, 20 years old, struck up a conversation and got her to come dance in his titty bar. She lived with him a few days, said he fucked her a few times and could tell she didn't really want to, but he did it anyway. But after a couple of days, she seemed to start liking it. Then she asked him for $30, he gave it to her and he never saw her again. Why can't shit like that ever happen to me?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Dec 03, 2013 9:09 am

Because you're ugly & poor.

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Post by hedge » Tue Dec 03, 2013 9:24 am

I've got $30...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Tue Dec 03, 2013 9:57 am

hedge wrote:I've got $30...

there are many places that could happen...just not as likely as in the U.S...now if the $30 was heroin.....
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Tue Dec 03, 2013 1:34 pm

20 years old...yeah, right.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Dec 03, 2013 2:20 pm

He claims to be fastidious about not going underage, but I don't believe him...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Tue Dec 03, 2013 5:40 pm

You can only be but so good. They're all tiny and 15 can surely look like 19 over there.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Dec 03, 2013 5:59 pm

No one has ever accused Logan of goodness, at least not in this regard...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by DooKSucks » Tue Dec 03, 2013 10:29 pm

Logan owns a "strip" club in the Phillipines? Of course he does...
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