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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by T Dot O Dot » Sat Nov 30, 2013 11:20 pm

chronicles of riddick was dope
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Post by eCat » Sat Nov 30, 2013 11:21 pm

I actually like that movie
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Nov 30, 2013 11:22 pm

just looked up who he was. looks familiar.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by T Dot O Dot » Sat Nov 30, 2013 11:26 pm

he seems like the guy who cops his millions off of a movie or two, pays his agent & whatever else fees then just lives comfortably off of the rest

doesnt wind up in the news, he's not twitter beefing with other celebs..... probably takes good care of his family and lays low

when the producers call him to do fast & furious 8 he's probably like "whatever dude"

then he gets bored and agrees to do it

pure conjecture on my part, that's just my take
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Post by eCat » Mon Dec 02, 2013 9:32 am

"Walker leaves behind daughter, Meadow, 15, and long-term girlfriend Jasmine Pilchard-Gosnell, 23"

how an any relationships be long term if she is 23?

looks like the car leaked steering fluid which made them lose steering and contributed to the fire after the crash
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Mon Dec 02, 2013 9:34 am

"Walker had been dating Jasmine Pilchard-Gosnell, 23, for the past seven years"

damn.......
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by BigRedMan » Mon Dec 02, 2013 9:46 am

That is some easy math.

Walker 40 dating Jasmine 23 for 7 years.

HEH, he is the real life Wooderson.
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Post by Dr. Nostron » Mon Dec 02, 2013 9:48 am

Does Jasmines dad have an alibi? Pretty easy to fix a car to leak steering fluid.

If my 16 year old started dating a 30 something dude - neither would make it 7 years......
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Mon Dec 02, 2013 10:57 am

If I'm Paul Walker, the last thing I'd want is some 16 year old strange.

fuck that, there are brazilian models that are in their 20s and 30's that could tie my dick into a pretzel with just their tongue.

I don't get dating her ....at all
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Post by hedge » Mon Dec 02, 2013 11:16 am

Maybe they were in love...
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Post by aTm » Mon Dec 02, 2013 11:23 am

Maybe she used the old Whipped Cream Bikini trick on him.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Dec 02, 2013 11:26 am

Was he Mormon?
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Post by BigRedMan » Mon Dec 02, 2013 12:00 pm

Are you kidding me Ecat? At 16 and him at 33, he is able to program her how he wants her to be. I will almost bet they had little or no normal young 20 somethings drama in her life just because of that.
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Post by aTm » Mon Dec 02, 2013 12:07 pm

The soul of true love is reprogramming.
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Post by hedge » Mon Dec 02, 2013 12:10 pm

Amen, brother...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Mon Dec 02, 2013 12:54 pm

when is the last time any of you spent any time around a 16 year old?

As soon as she said something I'd have to bolt. I can't be hearing that bullshit.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by aTm » Mon Dec 02, 2013 12:58 pm

This is Paul Walker we're talking about. They were probably kindred spirits.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Mon Dec 02, 2013 1:28 pm

at 40 he looks down and sees grey hair on his balls.

at 16 she looks down and sees new pubes she didn't have last year.

the only place he has new hair growing is in his ears.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by crashcourse » Mon Dec 02, 2013 1:34 pm

he took care of that though--singed them off

impact had to be greater then 70 in an urban neighborhood
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Saint » Mon Dec 02, 2013 2:49 pm

Logan is all about programming
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