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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Nov 30, 2013 4:29 pm

Is he still alive?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by onion eyed gudgeon » Sat Nov 30, 2013 5:18 pm

Bad idea, sir.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Nov 30, 2013 5:22 pm

Can he still chew his food Judy?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sat Nov 30, 2013 5:33 pm

I guess some things never change
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Nov 30, 2013 5:48 pm

Wonder if he still gives him sponge baths?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by onion eyed gudgeon » Sat Nov 30, 2013 8:32 pm

**** don't persist. Things could go south for you, sir.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Nov 30, 2013 8:50 pm

Hey dumbass. We all know each others names in here by now. This isn't CNN/SI son. We've all grown up for the most part. Grow a spine Judy.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sat Nov 30, 2013 9:25 pm

onion eyed gudgeon wrote:Mark, don't persist. Things could go south for you, sir.

why do you fall for this routine every time?
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Nov 30, 2013 9:45 pm

Gotta keep tabs on your internet stalkers e. Even all these years after he was committed. Right Judy?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Nov 30, 2013 9:47 pm

Lets not forget, this whack job once called my office to complain about me only to have me answer. Drove him nuts.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Owlman » Sat Nov 30, 2013 9:47 pm

WE still have a policy of not using names. Those posts should be deleted.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Nov 30, 2013 9:58 pm

Agreed but its only me. The other mods saw it hours ago and let it go. How Rule #1 passed through security is beyond me. Im not a mod here.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Nov 30, 2013 10:16 pm

Dude searched me on Match.com with a fake profile. He matched a few pics from here & there & found me. He's Criminal Minds Crazy.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Nov 30, 2013 10:52 pm

I've been obsessed by many women before. It came with the job. Onion has been my only male stalker.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by T Dot O Dot » Sat Nov 30, 2013 10:57 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:Lets not forget, this whack job once called my office to complain about me only to have me answer. Drove him nuts.
are you serious? LMAO WTF?!?!
If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Nov 30, 2013 11:13 pm

Yep. Were talking 1999-2000. He demanded talk to the person in charge at my home office which at the time was me. I listened to his rant about how I was making fun of his dad and wasting company $. As I ended the call I said, "Thanks for calling Onion" & hung up. He's never lived that down.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Sun Dec 01, 2013 3:21 am

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Owlman » Sun Dec 01, 2013 8:48 am

aTm, do we or do we not have rules here??? Why are those posts still there? Why are they not deleted?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sun Dec 01, 2013 10:08 am

you guys are right- I should have done something about it.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by onion eyed gudgeon » Sun Dec 01, 2013 1:14 pm

Jabari Parker's gonna have a heckuva time carrying the load with this bunch. He's not that kind of talent, or leader. Duke could be in for a long season. Also can't help noticing that K looks like he's getting tired. Seriously wonder how much more he's got.

Still, its nice to smak the evil empire at their "other home court." Especially with five guys who, for the most part, have played only 6, 7 games together.

The game at Ann Arbor concerns me. Home cooking, hostile crowd. It will cost us only in the polls, however, and help with the overall growth.

Miller can surely recruit, but he's a damned good basketball mind as well.

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