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Re: College Football

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Re: College Football

Post by Bklyn » Mon Nov 18, 2013 11:04 pm

It was a bad call and may have cost the Niners their chance at a post season run. A flag was thrown because Drew Brees is 5'11", even with his hair plugs.
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Re: College Football

Post by sardis » Tue Nov 19, 2013 1:14 am

Espn shows their huge Brady/Manning knob gobbling selves again.

Always nice seeing Belichik stew during a press conference.

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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Nov 19, 2013 1:32 am

eCat wrote:
Jungle Rat wrote:Criticize Dalton all you want. It's not just him. The entire offense is sad. Don't put it all on him.

you can't put pick sixes on the offense.
He's only had 2 this year.

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Re: College Football

Post by Bklyn » Tue Nov 19, 2013 9:03 pm

That's kind of a lot, right? Remove Schaub from the mix and how do the other QBs stack up for the year?

Shit, I didn't really find any pick-six stats for this year, but shit Dalton is up there with Eli, Geno Smith and Carson Palmer for picks. You can't give up field position that quick and expect to make much noise come January.
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Nov 19, 2013 10:38 pm

The question was pick 6s. Nobody is saying Dalton hasn't looked like shit since he won player of the month last month because its been all downhill since then. Still. Its not all on him. He's not the only reason.

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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Sat Nov 23, 2013 4:41 pm

I hate to say IB was right about anything, but goddamn, this running back for BC is a fucking beast. He just clowned two Maryland defenders in the open field, stiff-armed one guy flat to the ground and packed another guy's shit so bad it looked like the guy just bounced off him. Damn...
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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Sat Nov 23, 2013 7:39 pm

Arizona is shredding Oregon
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Nov 24, 2013 12:26 am

Guess who's gonna pay us a visit tomorrow?

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Re: College Football

Post by AugustWest » Sun Nov 24, 2013 12:46 am

Dr syphilis?
U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.

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Re: College Football

Post by innocentbystander » Sun Nov 24, 2013 12:58 am

hedge wrote:I hate to say IB was right about anything, but goddamn, this running back for BC is a fucking beast. He just clowned two Maryland defenders in the open field, stiff-armed one guy flat to the ground and packed another guy's shit so bad it looked like the guy just bounced off him. Damn...
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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Mon Nov 25, 2013 1:02 pm

the game last night - Manning kept his gloves on and they ran Moreno to death. I don't think Manning wanted to throw the ball at all - while Brady was out there without gloves throwing to Edelman and Gronk
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Nov 25, 2013 3:33 pm

I had my own Tom Brady moment last night

My cousin & I both lead our divisions with 10-1 records (I should have been 11-0 but that's my daughters fault)

We finally played this weekend for the 1st time since this season. Why so late I have no idea. I left his house yesterday just before the Broncos/Pats game down 108.15 - 81.60

It was over. We both knew that when I left.

I was down 26+ with only Moreno & a stupid kicker (NE) left. He still had Peytons favorite targets in Decker & Thomas. No way. I left telling him i'd rather lose this one than the Super Bowl.

I went home, put the game on the 42 inch & caught up on Season 8 of 24 (Horrible acting). Once the Broncos went up 24 I turned it off and went full Jack Bauer. Only until my cousin texted me "wow" 2 hours later did I realize something was going on. So I turned to NBC & saw it was tied so I replied "yep" back not following the game at all. It was over at halftime up 24-0. I lost. Leave me alone. Nice game though. I hope the Broncos win so the Bengals jump the Pats.

I was stunned when I checked to see how close I lost by.

I won by 12.

WTF?

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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Mon Nov 25, 2013 3:46 pm

"I had my own Tom Brady moment last night

My cousin & I both lead our divisions with 10-1 records (I should have been 11-0 but that's my daughters fault)"

What was your Tom Brady moment, that you lost a game and blamed it on somebody else?
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Nov 25, 2013 3:48 pm

I see your ADHD wouldn't let you read the whole post.

Or was it the heroin?

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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Mon Nov 25, 2013 3:54 pm

You don't have to be ugly...
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Nov 25, 2013 3:56 pm

Sorry

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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Mon Nov 25, 2013 6:23 pm

I had to use Moreno this week because Arian Foster is injured. Glad I did.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: College Football

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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Tue Nov 26, 2013 11:26 am

Lafayette-Lehigh!
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