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Re: Florida Gators

Post by dave_rickart » Sat Nov 23, 2013 11:58 pm

A team wins in the Swamp without completing a forward pass
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Re: Florida Gators

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Nov 24, 2013 12:14 am

Its that bad. It happens though. Wouldn't trade it. Just gotta continue the Urb Purge. Not worried.

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Re: Florida Gators

Post by KeviNole » Sun Nov 24, 2013 8:50 am

Bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-but BUSH!

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Re: Florida Gators

Post by hedge » Sun Nov 24, 2013 9:17 am

"It happens though."

It does? When??
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Re: Florida Gators

Post by SnoodGator » Sun Nov 24, 2013 5:48 pm

Ugh.

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Re: Florida Gators

Post by The Gray Ghost » Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:40 am

I have annually boycotted acknowledgement of the garbage greed game since the season went to 12 games and this is certainly no year to change that policy. Keep the children away from TVs this Saturday at noon, the carnage will be too intense.

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Re: Florida Gators

Post by KeviNole » Mon Nov 25, 2013 12:46 pm

I think it'll be reasonably close (say 10-14 points).

I think if we really wanted to, we could probably win by 4+ touchdowns but Jimbo and Muschamp are buddies, and Jimbo lobbied for Muschamp to keep his job this week. It would be harder to justify keeping him with a home blowout loss to finish 4-8 than a close, "they played hard for their coach" moral victory.

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Re: Florida Gators

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Nov 25, 2013 4:18 pm

I sure hope so because if it was circa 1988 in this same spot, neither team would let up at 50. No matter what. And I wouldnt have it any other way. Florida sucks right now. Shit happens.

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Re: Florida Gators

Post by AugustWest » Mon Nov 25, 2013 4:34 pm

Image
U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.

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Re: Florida Gators

Post by innocentbystander » Mon Nov 25, 2013 5:11 pm

AugustWest wrote:Image
pretty much a testimonial on the whole Gator season
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Re: Florida Gators

Post by KeviNole » Tue Nov 26, 2013 8:54 am

"Men, get out there and hit SOMEONE!!!"

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Re: Florida Gators

Post by dave_rickart » Tue Nov 26, 2013 12:16 pm

you'd think teammates would at least recognize each other. Look up and realize 'why am I blocking Charles?'
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Re: Florida Gators

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Nov 27, 2013 1:33 am

Im just hoping those filthy Indians don't rape my grandma as well this weekend.

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Re: Florida Gators

Post by The Gray Ghost » Sat Nov 30, 2013 9:26 am

Being the only team to hold the girls school under 40 would be monumental; as well as delusional. Keep the ball on the ground, keep the clock running and put this season out of its misery.

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Re: Florida Gators

Post by hedge » Sat Nov 30, 2013 9:28 am

I hope they invite Florida to the Misery Bowl...
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Re: Florida Gators

Post by KeviNole » Sat Nov 30, 2013 5:50 pm

The Gray Ghost wrote:Being the only team to hold the girls school under 40 would be monumental; as well as delusional. Keep the ball on the ground, keep the clock running and put this season out of its misery.
Well, you did it. Nice (moral) win.

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Re: Florida Gators

Post by Dr. Strangelove » Sun Dec 01, 2013 12:31 pm

Something to build on, fer sure

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Re: Florida Gators

Post by billy bob bocephus » Sun Dec 01, 2013 1:27 pm

tough year for the gators - hopefully next year you guys will not be hit with so many injuries

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Re: Florida Gators

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Dec 01, 2013 4:24 pm

Let the firings begin.

Already looking for a new OC

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Re: Florida Gators

Post by billy bob bocephus » Sun Dec 01, 2013 6:59 pm

Jeff Bowden might be available

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