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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by DooKSucks » Fri Nov 22, 2013 10:46 am

AlabamAlum wrote:It has been my experience that many of the most outwardly pious ultra religious women are some of the biggest and easiest freaks.

It's like a fat person who orders diet coke with their meals and says no to dessert. They want the outward appearance that they're eating healthy but you know they eat a whole ham when they get home.
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sardis wrote:They are hiding their past and maybe current lusts. My grandmother on my dad's side was a Puritannical old line Presbyterian, wire rimmed glasses and all. Thought it was a sin to even have a tv. My parents would use the threat of sending us to stay over to our grandparents as punishment. Well, everyone knew that my dad's birthday is only 6 months after my grandparents' wedding date. My grandmother insisted even on her death bed that my dad was premature. My dad was 6'1" 265. Fast forward to when she was 85 years old. She calls my mom and says I need to go to the doctor because I think I have a lump in my uterus. My mom asked how she knew. She said that Paul (pappy) felt it during intercourse. Rendered my mom speechless.

Those feelings are still in those women eCat. You need to free them from their suppression.
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Nov 22, 2013 3:42 pm

Drink more vodka

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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by DooKSucks » Sat Nov 23, 2013 12:17 am

I am out of stoli....
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Post by hedge » Sat Nov 23, 2013 2:46 am

Have I ever told ya'll about my theory that all vodkas are the same?
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Post by DooKSucks » Sat Nov 23, 2013 2:08 pm

a time or two...

I will say that in college and law school, I would take mom's empty Stoli and Goose bottles, fill them with some rotgut, bottom-shelf bottle, and people would would never know the difference.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Sat Nov 23, 2013 2:14 pm

I didn't use rotgut per se, I used Pinnacle. Put it in a Goose bottle and fooled people at a party of mine a few years back.
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Post by DooKSucks » Sat Nov 23, 2013 2:17 pm

I was in my early twenties. I used Aristocrat. I kept it classy like that.
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Post by hedge » Sat Nov 23, 2013 3:30 pm

I doubt even hardcore Stoli or Goose (or whatever) drinkers could tell the difference after one drink..
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Post by eCat » Sat Nov 23, 2013 5:06 pm

I drink Stoli now too. I'm comfortable paying for it given its price and I can't tell the difference - especially since its going in orange juice anyways.
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Post by hedge » Sat Nov 23, 2013 6:35 pm

I don't drink much vodka, but I look for whatever has been distilled the most times. I think I've got some in the cabinet now that's like 7 times distilled or some shit...

What the hell, I think I'll have a martini tonight. Gin, of course. Speaking of drinks, the MIF said some folks were drinking something they called a Benson when she was in Columbia the other weekend. Half tequila, half kahlua, on the rocks. I tried one, they're very good...
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Post by AlabamAlum » Sat Nov 23, 2013 6:58 pm

doesn't sound good. But I'll try right now!
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Post by hedge » Sat Nov 23, 2013 7:41 pm

I mean, it's kind of a sweetie drink, esp. if you use anejo tequila, but it's not bad for a holiday snifter. And potent. Kinda like homemade eggnog. Speaking of which, bourbon or rum??
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Post by hedge » Sat Nov 23, 2013 7:42 pm

I wonder what eggnog with scotch would taste like? Hmmmm....
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Post by hedge » Sat Nov 23, 2013 7:44 pm

I'm half drunk now on this one Benson, I just don't drink liquor much. Speaking of half drunk, here's a good poem...

http://www.poetryfoundation.org/poem/178058
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Post by Bklyn » Sat Nov 23, 2013 9:34 pm

Vodka types don't differentiate themselves from taste as much as from how I feel the next day.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Sat Nov 23, 2013 9:36 pm

I don't get hangovers from vodka - cheap or premium
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Post by eCat » Sun Nov 24, 2013 1:11 am

AlabamAlum wrote:I don't get hangovers from vodka - cheap or premium

I don't either, that is why its the only hard liquor I drink now.
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by innocentbystander » Sun Nov 24, 2013 1:25 am

this appears to be the proper forum

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