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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by hedge » Thu Nov 14, 2013 5:48 pm

I will gladly subsidize the cost of any length rope it would require for you to hang yourself...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Florida State Seminoles

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I've started selling Obamacare in Kentucky. If damn thing ever gets operational in Ohio, I'll make a fortune on it.

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Post by innocentbystander » Fri Nov 15, 2013 2:26 am

well if you are going to do this for real...

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might as well just go full ho

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thanks Obama
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Post by innocentbystander » Fri Nov 15, 2013 2:29 am

the real one...

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i mean for fuck's sake!

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Post by eCat » Fri Nov 15, 2013 8:11 pm

man, I watch the news about the Philippines and I want to get on a plane and go help those people. I've donated to the red cross just like I did for Katrina - but with Katrina I knew there would be help in spite of Dubya.

Saw a story where an Israeli team of doctors showed up , scouted a hospital that lost its roof, put on a makeshift roof and set up an self contained mash unit in 24 hours. Those guys have their shit together.
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Post by hedge » Sat Nov 16, 2013 10:01 am

Logan sent me some pictures of him delivering food and water to some shelter. He's 6'5" and he's standing there with a tribe of teenage girls none of whom could be over 5 feet tall and a couple of guys not much taller. Of course he went into detail about how the girls showed their appreciation. That motherfucker is like Cortez or Pizzaro, just swooping in with his european ass and spreading his seed amongst the natives...
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Post by innocentbystander » Sun Nov 17, 2013 2:32 am

hedge wrote:Logan sent me some pictures of him delivering food and water to some shelter. He's 6'5" and he's standing there with a tribe of teenage girls none of whom could be over 5 feet tall and a couple of guys not much taller. Of course he went into detail about how the girls showed their appreciation. That motherfucker is like Cortez or Pizzaro, just swooping in with his european ass and spreading his seed amongst the natives...
so "Logan" is taking advantage of the young, nubile, innocent, tight-twatted, philopeno girls, in their moment of greatest need when they are the most emotionally vulnerable. :evil: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

who is this "Logan" and please tell me Hedge that you will never speak to him again?
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Nov 17, 2013 8:00 am

Logan is hedges crush.

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Post by DooKSucks » Sun Nov 17, 2013 11:37 pm

Logan is real. I have met him. I asked him "So, is have of the shit said about you true?" He chuckled and said that Hedge loves to tell stories about him. I have sneaking suspicion that Hedge's stories are actually true...
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Every time I read about "Logan" I think of this...

http://www.gq.com/news-politics/big-iss ... ntPage=all
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Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Nov 18, 2013 6:40 am

The guy missing his teeth

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Post by Bklyn » Tue Nov 19, 2013 12:57 am

Oh, Geoge Zimmerman...he of those wacky shenanigans.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Nov 19, 2013 1:58 am

He was fucked either way. Prison or not.

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Post by eCat » Tue Nov 19, 2013 7:24 am

for the life of me I understand people. Zimmerman knows he's a marked man, lucky to be able to walk around freely and he's going to pull this shit. He needs to find a damn shack in the mountains somewhere, but then again, I don't understand college basketball players driving around in rented cars and taking money, I don't understand NFL players going to nightclubs and getting into fights.

People are just gonna do what they gonna do.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Bklyn » Tue Nov 19, 2013 9:18 pm

George Zimmerman is who he always was...who he was in 2005 assaulting the cop, in 2012 when shooting that boy and who he was during the two domestic violence charges levied against him since his acquittal over the last 5 months (I'm giving the restraining order taken against him in the early 2000s to him for free without judgement...because I'm a generous spirit). He has a problem (probably more than one) and should not have access to guns.

Maybe this woman he was living with after he and his wife separated smoked weed in the past, so she was asking to have a shotgun pointed at her. We'll never know. I wasn't there.
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Post by eCat » Tue Nov 19, 2013 10:10 pm

He'll be in isolation the whole time he is in prison

James Young has 5 3 pointers in tonight's game with 10 minutes left
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Bklyn » Tue Nov 19, 2013 10:21 pm

Iona was giving Kansas some early comp, it seems the Jayhawks are starting to pull away. This project I'm working on is killing my college bball watching flow. I miss almost all the games unless I run out of my office to the bar across the street for an hour to watch a half.

Otherwise, it's just refreshing ESPN as a break between doing what I get paid for.
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Post by sardis » Wed Nov 20, 2013 11:11 am

I know W. ain't going down as one of our better Presidents, but this is a cool story about him.

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/ ... ecret.html

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Post by eCat » Wed Nov 20, 2013 11:32 am

she was right, I don't remember the book
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by hedge » Wed Nov 20, 2013 12:50 pm

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