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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by hedge » Tue Nov 19, 2013 10:19 pm

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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Nov 19, 2013 10:50 pm

Oh. How fresh. A Hitler video. Yay. Will watch as soon as I finish sorting my pet rocks.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Tue Nov 19, 2013 10:53 pm

DANG! You beat me to posting that one.

I know how much AA just can't get enough of those.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Nov 19, 2013 10:54 pm

They were fine the first few hundred or so.
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Post by 10ac » Tue Nov 19, 2013 10:56 pm

Psst. Wanna buy a mood ring?
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Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Nov 19, 2013 10:59 pm

I love pet rocks. They remind me of hedge.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Nov 19, 2013 11:01 pm

Trade you a chia pet for that mood ring.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Nov 19, 2013 11:07 pm

No way. Id be lost in the morning without it.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Nov 20, 2013 7:27 am

Prof,

Scroll back a bit. What makes you give the edge to Auburn special teams?
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Post by hedge » Wed Nov 20, 2013 9:37 am

"Oh. How fresh. A Hitler video. Yay. Will watch as soon as I finish sorting my pet rocks."

My buddy from Mountain Brook sent me that Hitler video. He is a rich and powerful citizen of Alabama. He owns Ferraris. Thus, any Hitler video he sends is cooler than anything you could post in here...
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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Nov 20, 2013 10:17 am

Okay.
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Post by dave_rickart » Wed Nov 20, 2013 10:28 am

oh lord, that response was worse than Marty making a 'bet with his coworkers' that you would say that....
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Post by hedge » Wed Nov 20, 2013 10:46 am

Well, you owe me, b/c I bet you that AA would say that. And I also bet AA that you would say what you did, so I win again...
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Post by BigRedMan » Wed Nov 20, 2013 10:48 am

Damn AA, do you get enough fiber in your diet? You sound like you are little backed up. Or is it Obamacare fucking with your numbers at the hospital?

Come now, be happy and joyful for the Saban is going to steam roll any suckas who get in his way. They will be meet with hell fire and brimstone!! The smiting will be shake the heavans themselves.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Nov 20, 2013 11:10 am

I'm not upset or mad or whatever. Repeating memes until we kick the humor outta them and then stomp them flat is horribly boring. The Hitler vids are a grand example of banality.

Not mad or enraged - just...meh.
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Post by hedge » Wed Nov 20, 2013 11:45 am

Time to whip up a "Hitler finds out AA is horribly bored by the Hitler videos" video...
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For AA.

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Post by hedge » Wed Nov 20, 2013 12:25 pm

The best part of that one is the translation of "Mein fuhrer" as "My buddy"...
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Post by The Gray Ghost » Wed Nov 20, 2013 2:33 pm

Aside the uberstale medium The dialog in the Bammer one was well timed.
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Professor Tiger » Wed Nov 20, 2013 9:05 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:Prof,

Scroll back a bit. What makes you give the edge to Auburn special teams?
Allow me to answer the latest of your pedantic questions with another question:
AlabamAlum wrote: Anyway, FWIW, I think you annihilate the Silver Britches this year.
Why, exactly, did you predict Auburn would "annihilate the Silver Britches this year? Please write a concise essay. Any thorough treatment would include a statistical comparison of common opponents, the weather of each game and how any variances might have contributed to the final scores, any injuries to key players and their possible influence, a statistical comparison of each team's pass defense vs. the other team's pass offense, and ditto for run defenses.

For extra credit, you are permitted to continue your recent scintillating thesis that kick returns are meaningless in college football. But if you choose this route, you must conclude a chi square analysis of wind direction and whether the punter was right or left footed.

Finally, you must conclude your treatise with the words, "Hey Prof, I predicted Auburn would annihilate the silver britches this year. I was wrong. Again. Auburn actually won by the narrowest margin possible. Mea culpa. That would be sufficient.
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