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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Oct 20, 2013 7:06 am

That's not how you join the mile high club.
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Post by hedge » Sun Oct 20, 2013 8:50 am

"but this week end is getting back to my red neck roots."

You say that as if you had ever moved beyond your redneck roots in any fashion whatsoever. But you haven't. More accurate would've been to simply say "I'm going to do what my kind of fucked up country grit redneck does: I'm going to camp out for some nascar race and get blinded drunk of cheap piss beer and get in a fight and get my ass whipped." That would've been perfectly believable. And honest. Which is why you didn't say it. Because you're a liar. And a faggot....
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Post by 10ac » Mon Oct 21, 2013 5:31 pm

Says the man with the cum stained teeth.
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Post by hedge » Mon Oct 21, 2013 11:00 pm

Why am I not surprised that it was only the faggot part of my rant that you took umbrage with...
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Post by AugustWest » Fri Oct 25, 2013 10:30 pm

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Post by Bklyn » Sat Oct 26, 2013 10:00 am

Good cotdam, even the belly tatt doesn't bother me.

Now that looks like an ass that can cross cultures and bring us all together. I think she is who Lennon thought of when he wrote that Abbey Road track.
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Post by hedge » Sat Oct 26, 2013 4:02 pm

Look at homeboy 5 lanes over checking her out...
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Post by AugustWest » Fri Nov 01, 2013 8:44 pm

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Post by AugustWest » Fri Nov 08, 2013 6:28 pm

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Post by Bklyn » Fri Nov 08, 2013 6:52 pm

Http://Tucson.craigslist.org/roo/4174549902.html
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Post by Bklyn » Fri Nov 08, 2013 6:54 pm

Damn...got removed
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Post by Owlman » Fri Nov 08, 2013 9:56 pm

What was it?
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Post by Bklyn » Sat Nov 09, 2013 11:58 am

It was an ad for a roommate wanted...the owner was a nudist and rent was $400/month and had to have sex with the owner. That in and of itself wasn't particularly notable, it's just that how it was written was pure comic gold.

Of course it was a trailer.
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Post by eCat » Sat Nov 09, 2013 11:40 pm

craigslist is cheap entertainment for me.

Its like a yard sale with soft core porn and comedy
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by T Dot O Dot » Sun Nov 10, 2013 3:56 pm

I had real a goodie a while back, by the time I posted here it was flagged,

posting links won't work.... you gotta screen caption those nuggets, they expire fast
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Post by eCat » Wed Nov 13, 2013 3:58 pm

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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Nov 13, 2013 4:33 pm

::: punches ecat in his penis ::;
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Post by AugustWest » Mon Nov 25, 2013 8:01 pm

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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by eCat » Tue Nov 26, 2013 2:54 pm

I've been working on a project recently that along with my job has unfortunately given me a pretty serious case of carpal tunnel syndrome.

Now I can't speak for women as to why but I understand why men opt to get the braces or surgery, and its because your hands go numb when you're jacking off.
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